Gaffold

a word that simply means laughing until you excrete bodily fliuds

Holy crap, that was so funny I gaffolded.

by MEASY December 31, 2009

Gaffer

The opposite of a goofer; someone who intentionally is bad at everything; a runt/ scandral

The kid is such a friggin gaffer. I told him to give me gas money and then he stole.

by milkbigmilk June 3, 2016

gaff

To hire a 'hit rapist'

I'm sending a gaff round her way, the bitch

by kyplex April 18, 2009

Gnarf

When a person tends to eat his/her food very quickly; inhaling it in a disgustingly sloppy manner. Most of the time chewing very noisily.

"Dude, did you see the way that fatass gnarfed his burger?"

by Merick August 18, 2007

Gaff

cigarette.

that cunt nicked my gaff and smoked it up his arse.....

by Wonder chode December 30, 2002

gaffa

releasing waste from anos....shit brah

oh mate i gotta go chuck a gaffa

by mark May 6, 2005

Gaff

To masturbate and or "Gaff" to something extraordinary (porn clips with amazing portnstars) or during sexual intercourse.

Kumar: "Oh my god! I need to gaff...I've been dry for days."
Wong: "Days...holy shit...It's been hours for me and I'm soooo dry."
Kumar: "That's not coo...what would Colonel Sanders say about this...?
Wong: "Gaff and Munch child...Gaff and munch..."

by A Panda from Antartica June 22, 2010