Green blob 

Dream

Dream is a green blob

Green blob by Coopwastaken March 27, 2021

green pork 

Federal government money spent on states' so-called green projects.

This loan guarantee for nuclear power plants amounts to billions of dollars in green pork that will do little to meet America’s energy needs.

green pork by Philosophistry February 17, 2010

green light anxiety 

That nervous feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you are stopped in a long line of cars at a red light. When the light turns green you hope to God you make it through before if turns red again.

After waiting 5 minutes at a red light, my green light anxiety set in bad when cars did not move fast enough when the light finally turned green.

green light anxiety by coupondad7 May 30, 2015

Green-Apple-Quick-Step 

Diarrhea. This is a southern term. It comes from people who ate apples when they were green, and not yet red. Then thye would obviously run to the toilet.

"I told that boy he'd get the Green-Apple-Quick-Step from them berries!"
"Man, Mexican food always gives me the Green-Apple-Quick-Step."

Green-Apple-Quick-Step by Macsotsu January 30, 2005

green memory 

Of or pertaining to strong carnal desires sexually. Having unprotected sex with a stranger or new person because of overriding desire of lust and arousal.

Green memory.
"For the one year I knew Rwanda, we shared many green memories."

green memory by dw8177 May 17, 2016

green sticky 

weed, marijuana, dope

Yo roll up that green sticky, I got the blunt.

green sticky by bert January 9, 2004

green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam 

It's basically regular green eggs and ham but with semen and afterwards the man who ejaculated the semen waves his wrist and says "Shazam!"

"Guy 1: Hey wanna eat green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam!"
"Guy 2: oh boi do I"

green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam by Officer_figpucker69 February 7, 2017