god 

1) The all-good all-powerful all-seeing all-knowing creator-being in most religions, although there are different names and often many gods

2) The topic on UD where they're all reccomended for deletion, good or not.

1) god is the creator.

2) Christian/jew/muslim etc: Ah... this is athiest (or agnostic). Delete.

Atheist: Ah... theist (or agnostic)... delete.

Agnostic: Ah... doesn't show both sides... delete.

god by Darkshadow July 4, 2006

god 

The Creator of all existence. me you every thing you see and touch fell see hear and smell.

god is your creator except it.

god by AjuntaPall August 2, 2006

God 

god is the creator of everything in this world...who gave his up his son to save us even though we did not do anything to deserve his love...he loves us unconditionally...has written the most famous book of all time. Still some people do not want to believe in him.....take a look outside ur window...wat do u see..u see this beautiful world that has been corrupted by human desires...god created this world...but ppl still choose to believe that this world we live in has been created by LUCK...tat a few dust particles came together in space and BOMM...we have earth...or even yet...ur looking at ur computer screen...do u think ur computer just came to be by LUCK?...ppl came to be by luck...n they by luck evolved into beautiful species...then they by luck built this computer?...n by luck hooked it up to a monitor...by luck hooked it up to a keyboard n by luck invented computer graphics...or even yet...u by luck learned how to read what i'm writing now...anywayz u get the point...GOD IS GREAT....believe now n u'll be able to enjoy eternal life with god in heaven

ron luce:GOD IS GREAT
audience: YES HE IS

God by follower of christ October 29, 2006

God 

That guy...I'm sure I heard something about him sometime. Isn't he the one that we are all meant to be scared of if we do bad?!

"If you don't believe in God you wil be PUNISHED!"

God by Jen March 7, 2005

god 

devious bastard upstairs

shits on us all for fun

Cartman:Holy Shit its god
Kyle:you bastard
jesus
homosexual
bastard
slut

god by MADJOCK April 14, 2009

God 

n.

The guy who strips you down naked and points and laughs at the small dick he gave you.

God sat up on his thrown of clouds and laughed as he mocked Timmy hanging himself.

God by HumptyDumptylovescracklikeme August 13, 2010

God 

Am I really supposed to believe in some invisible man in the sky? Said man, perpetrated by idiots aka missionaries, who like to stand outside of schools and football games telling you you're going to hell if you don't do this and that. Well, guess what, ppl who don't believe in this crock don't care about hell. So i say, fuck God, let's have as much sex, do as many drugs, and in general be as sinful as we can!!!

GOD, religion is retarded.

God by Eatmygizz June 6, 2003