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Football

Nickname for the president's briefcase that houses a laptop that is rumored to have strategic command capability.

Believed to be in the charge of the federal courier service and not the secret service.
The Football is handcuffed to the courier's wrist.
by Seriphimarchangel December 14, 2008
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American Football

A sport in which a group of players with assigned positions and jobs on the field try to score Touchdowns by either running or passing the ball down a 100yd. field.

Typically insulted by European peoples and compared to the sport of Rugby.

Often considered not as hard as Rugby, due to the addition of body padding, though the padding is completely necessary. Back in the late 1890's-1920's, there was an astounding number of football related injuries and deaths due to the lack of bodily protection offered to players. Players still receive injuries and are still considered by some to be playing a life threatening sport, but the addition of hard plastic helmets with facemasks and pads add durability and endurance to players.

usually demands that players be in peak physical and mental condition, due to having to run a 100yd field, dodge defenders and linemen, and catch passes made by the Quarterback. Mental strength is required for memorizing all of the terminology associated and with memorizing all of the plays utilized by the teams and coaches.
Often compared to Rugby, American Football is a physically and mentally demanding sport requiring speed, strength, agility, and endurance.
by Boogle-doops January 7, 2011
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football psychology

To play a football player no matter how bad a criminal offense the player committed. This was a strategy started by Tom Osborne at the University of Nebraska. It has since caught on by other programs though and is a common way to work out social problems and a troubled past of football players.
Man, did you hear that Duwayne Washington got caught selling marijauna? Do you think he'll play? I sure hope so. Hopefully, coach will give him a talking to and maybe suspend him for this week. Apply some football psychology and maybe some wind sprints. We sure need him once we start conference play though. Colorado is so much stronger this year!

Jesus! Did you hear Tyrell got convicted on rape charges?! He's way past working out his problems on the gridiron though! That nigga's gone for this season! No football psychology is going to help him out of this one, I'm afraid.

Did you hear that Jones sold his Heisman Trophy on E*bay and is stealing cars to support his meth addiction? He stayed about as clean as could be expected by his years at Nebraska. I guess that football psychology was good for four years though! That boy should have stayed in school and got a master's and PhD in football psychology!
by Z train March 15, 2006
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american football

Originally Rugby, American Football is by far one of the best games ever invented. It involved 11 players on a rectangular 100-yard field fighting over one ball. Now I know everyone else's definitions, and they are terribly politically incorrect.

1. Football is a "pussy" sport because we wear pads. We wear pads because we are so strong and powerful that without pads we'd kill each other. Back in the early 1900's dozens of people died each year playing football. Europeans never had this problem because they are not as strong as Americans.

2. It is not a "slow" game, nor does it spend 15 minutes between every play. If you've ever played football, you would know it is one of the fastest games ever played in 10 seconds. Within those ten seconds you exert all the energy you have, unilke pussy soccer where you run around for a couple hours like a chicken with their head cut off.
"The soccer game is on man."

"Why would I watch a bunch of Brits run around in short shorts? It's Monday night and a real man's game is coming on."
by Harry January 13, 2005
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Football Heritage

The historical achievements, failures, traditions, and overall legacy of a football club or national team, which often influences current expectations, pressures, and future trajectories.
Examining Real Madrid's football heritage reveals a distinct pattern: their sporadic La Liga triumphs in the last two decades contrast sharply with their dominant performances in the Champions League. This dichotomy underscores a legacy that thrives significantly in European competitions, shaping a heritage that’s both illustrious and, at times, perplexing in the domestic context.
by Ntokozo90 October 14, 2023
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Kent State Football

A terrible football team that has to have forced sodomy with a metal dildo against a power 5 conference
Auburn has to Kent State Football at Ohio State
by Kent State Football December 15, 2018
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Blue Lock footballers

These are the type of individuals that have started playing the sport of football (soccer) again because of the hit 2022 anime/manga series blue lock. they tend to think they can succeed as football players because of the knowloedge they had previously gained from the series.
person 1: "why have you started playing soccer again? you last played it back in middle school. Are you one of those blue lock footballers?"
person 2: "How does that matter? I think ill be the next Messi."
by J4KE_ May 1, 2023
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