Whoke foods

When what you're shopping for isn't nearly as important as where you're shopping for it.

"Are those locally sourced vegetables? "
"Of course... I always shop WHOKE FOODS"

by Treblatsirc December 18, 2019

face foods

foods that come from a source that had a face or a Mom/Dad i.e. animal, meats.

Beth, do you want a hamburger or hot dogs? " Naw man, I don't eat face foods, I love animals."

by ElDubbers January 22, 2020

Fat Foop

If you call someone a fat foop your obviously, overweight, mentally ill and just plain retarded.

Jack Says "Your a fat foop"
You reply "Fuck you faggot im only 156 kg."

by Toptimtam March 2, 2020

April fools

The only day in the year you can tell someone you have a crush on how you really feel about them because you know that if they turn you down, you can just say "sike, it's April fools, I can't believe you fell for it, haha". After that you slowly die inside

Me: I've waited so long to tell you this, I love you!
My crush: You're just a friend to me, i don't like you.
Me: Haha, It's April fools, you're so stupid. You actually believed that!
Also me: "fuck life, what's the point of living"

by Itsjustmeyesme April 1, 2020

april fools

a day people use to joke with people without any cautions

i fucked your mom last night.... april fools!!!

by m y r o n April 1, 2020

Rapril Fools

The act of telling a chick you are going to rape them, but then say afterwards "April Fools!"

...but then you actually rape them.

tyrant: I havn't been laid in a minute dawg

Big East: Today is a good day if any to play a Rapril Fools joke on some skanky twat.

Tryant: What is that? I pop out of the bushes with a knife and yell you're gonna get raped, then tell them April Fools?

Big Easy: Yea. Then you rape them.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 1, 2020

April fools eve

The day before April fools day where u cannot prank anyone, but can only tell the truth. Do you accept this challenge

Boy: i love you
Girl: why are you telling me this

Boy: because its April fools eve where you are supposed to tell the truth

by The unbelievable truth March 31, 2021