n. (Flexee-cookie)
Is a metephortic "cookie" which one "eats" in order to become more fun, easy-going and less stick-in-the-muddish.
When an uptight, wet-blanket is being difficult and others are becoming annoyed by their crappy antics they need to eat a Flexie-Cookie to get back to being awesome.
An imaginative cookie that helps you poop out that giant stick up your ass.
Is a metephortic "cookie" which one "eats" in order to become more fun, easy-going and less stick-in-the-muddish.
When an uptight, wet-blanket is being difficult and others are becoming annoyed by their crappy antics they need to eat a Flexie-Cookie to get back to being awesome.
An imaginative cookie that helps you poop out that giant stick up your ass.
Fun Girl: Hey come outside! We're feeding each other cookie dough while jumping on the trampoline!
Stick-in-the-mud: No, I'm sitting in the car, that sounds annoying.
Fun Girl: Somebody needs to eat a flexi-cookie!
or
Fun Girl: We're going about 10 minutes late.
Katie P.: Uuuuugh. Come on I could have organized my monthly receipts in that time.
Fun Girl: Katie, do you need to eat a Flexie-Cookie?
Stick-in-the-mud: No, I'm sitting in the car, that sounds annoying.
Fun Girl: Somebody needs to eat a flexi-cookie!
or
Fun Girl: We're going about 10 minutes late.
Katie P.: Uuuuugh. Come on I could have organized my monthly receipts in that time.
Fun Girl: Katie, do you need to eat a Flexie-Cookie?
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David didn't even know he was a flexitarian at first, but he learned he was because he didn't eat meat every day.
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Get the flexitarian mug.Slang; Usually a party, but sometimes any place where one doesn't have to compete for women. The girls already like the guy and there aren't any other men there who aren't good friends, therefore, one doesn't have to flex to woo the women. The term was coined by the Ear Drummas with their song of the same name.
Whattup bro, I got like five hoes here and me, it's a straight no flex zone, so just throw on some clean clothes and come quick, we can probably gangbang 'em all.
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Get the Hit em with da flex mug.bob: this woman put a bacon butty in my begging bowl this morning, tastiest dam thing i've ever had
fred: wait, wtf!? i thought you said you were vegan?
bob: i aint contributing to the trade of meat she just gave it to me, besides im a flexitarian i eat what feel's right to me at the time
fred: ooooh, ok kul
fred: wait, wtf!? i thought you said you were vegan?
bob: i aint contributing to the trade of meat she just gave it to me, besides im a flexitarian i eat what feel's right to me at the time
fred: ooooh, ok kul
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