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Flack Jacket Bro

A bro who survives a run-in with a semtex grenade.

Flack Jacket Bro pays tribute to the use of Flak Jacket Pro to reduce explosive damage in the Modern Warfare video game series, the same series which made semtex grenade popular.
"Dude, after I jumped on that grenade for you the other night she ended up morphing into a full fledged semtex grenade. Been blowing up my phone all day. She finally quite after I answered and told her in a Spanish accent that she had the wrong number."

"Nice work, bro. Way to be rocking Flack Jacket Bro."
by nar1763 December 14, 2011
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Flaccking

An adjective to describe another adjective, first heard used by Super Bowl MVP Joe Flacco following his teams win, mistaken for another F word not allowed on broadcast television.
"This is flaccking awesome," he shouted to a teammate after winning the big game.
by ShadeyHillRanch February 4, 2013
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Flaccato

Flaccato is an Abbreviation of "Flying Staccato" - a musical term used mainly for stringed instruments. The bow repeatedly hits the string in the same place of the bow. This is done by the hand and fingers of the right arm making little clockwise circles, thereby requiring the bow to "stand" in the same place.
Example: Flying staccato (Flaccato) Mendelssohn Concerto, 3rd movement, measures 137-144.
by erinls2 April 12, 2013
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Flacc Out

To back out of something at the last minute. Similar to "pussy out." Derived from the word "flaccid," and pronounced "flass out." When one flacces out, his flaccing out is compared to his penis going soft right before a critical juncture in a sexual encounter.
Aaron: Hey bro I don't think I can come rage tonight, I'm feeling sick.
Bro: Aw come on man don't flacc out on me.

Chad: Hey dude why wasn't Aaron there last night?
Dude: Bro told me he flacced out at the last minute.
Chad: What a flacchole.
by FightOn&FlaccOut June 3, 2013
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flacid tube

When your cock is flacid but hard enought to be half stiff like a cardboard tube for paper towels
Dude i got a flacid tube in my pants
by Jack niclox May 2, 2014
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Flaccid Assassin

A man that gets a sexual thrill off of blood and gore
Guy 1: "What're all these pigs doing here?"

Guy 2: "Heard the guy was a Flaccid Assassin
by CloudMr February 13, 2014
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flachy

not talking; being boring
person 1- you're being so awkward

person 2- sorry I'm really tired

person 1- ugh stop being flachy
by foopmylife March 19, 2014
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