fecal alchemist

One who can turn a large pile of shit into something golden.

Drill Sargeant Smith sure is a fecal alchemist. That latest bunch of recruits looked like they couldn't find their asses with a map and a compass.

by Philitup February 17, 2005

Fecto

A well rolled joint.

Dang son! That shit looks fecto!

by toolfan420 December 6, 2010

Feckless punt

Something Robert Mueller persistently did in the Mueller Report, per Bill Maher.

All Mueller had to do is what people in the justice system do every day, use the law to come to justice. Not be so restricted by technicalities that the bad guys win.

Donald Trump, Jr. declined to be voluntarily interviewed. So make him! Was he too busy? You couldn’t work around his tweeting schedule?

It’s one feckless punt after another.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 May 19, 2019

Feckless

Someone without character, spineless, worthless

John Ratcliff is a feckless cunt.

by Youarenotwhoyouare June 12, 2020

Feckin eejit

What you call someone that has no common sense or intelligence

Hey Africa is a state right?”no it’s a continent you feckin eejit

by Hitlers foreskin November 27, 2018

Fececal

A delicious blend of the words fecal and facetious. It's a trendy word. It's so fetch.

Kim: "oh girl, my hole is so fececal."
Co: "honey, you ain't gotta tell me".

by FatHoCo May 11, 2021

fecoterrorist

Someone who fails to flush the toilet after defecation in an office or other public place.

All these layoffs, but the fecoterrorist is still working here!

by Swimmer2 July 13, 2009