by Fapisgay June 14, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. Person: OMG, have you seen Ethan's new shoes
Ethan: Yeah they were like $700
Person: Ethan calm down
Ethan: AHHHHHHHH *gunshot*
Ethan: Yeah they were like $700
Person: Ethan calm down
Ethan: AHHHHHHHH *gunshot*
by Fortnite A. Hamburger May 23, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. A stupid person who has sex with his mom everyday. He is not self conscious and loves himself so much.
by Goon Rat February 28, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. ethan is the ultimate daddy. hottest guy u will ever encounter. he is super sexy and GREAT in bed. biggest dick u will ever see and the abs are impeccable. super good tan and hot stoner. makes out w girls at least 3 times a day....believe me i would know;). don’t ever mess w him bc he’ll beat ur ass but you would probably let him bc he looks so sexy while doing it
love u sexy bitch
love u sexy bitch
girl 1: omg is that ethan.... i hooked up w him last night he’s so fucking big
girl 2: omg can i b his gf PLEASE i’m craving him
girl 2: omg can i b his gf PLEASE i’m craving him
by mckennaande April 21, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. 

