Derrick is listed as single.
Brittany "What? When? Why?"
"Sorry, girl you just got a Facebook Breakup"
Brittany "What? When? Why?"
"Sorry, girl you just got a Facebook Breakup"
by Akira Moon March 30, 2009
Get the Facebook Breakup mug.The act of snooping into other peoples conversations, pictures, information, etc. when you are using the social networking program Facebook. Especially if the person you are creeping on is not a close friend and just someone you hardly know or don't know at all in person.
by FordJN October 3, 2011
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Bro # 1: "Dude look at this girl, she is gorgeous."
Bro # 2: "Nah Bro, she is a facebook flop. She is in my biology lab and she is gross."
Bro # 2: "Nah Bro, she is a facebook flop. She is in my biology lab and she is gross."
by Sticky Swine November 29, 2005
Get the Facebook Flop mug.Facebook Stalking, like regular stalking, allows the stalker to secretly gather information about the person they are interested in; the stalkee if you will. Unlike regular stalking, Facebook Stalking is less likely to have an illegal component and is generally accepted by it's voyeuristic victims. The argument being, that if you didn't want others to know about your life, you wouldn't post it all over the internet.
Person 1: Do you have a crush on Billy?
Person 2: I'm not sure yet, I need to go home and do some Facebook Stalking first.
Person 2: I'm not sure yet, I need to go home and do some Facebook Stalking first.
by Jenny Caruso December 20, 2008
Get the Facebook Stalking mug.The process of seperating a facebook whore from his or her computer for an extended amount of time. The process is life-threatening and can result in extreme mood swings.
In withdrawal, users may go through four phases:
1) Craving
2) Fear
3) Denial
4) Depression
Some cases include instances where individuals try to use MySpace as an alternative, but this ends badly when they realize you cannot just click on the picture to make the next one appear
Facebook addiction is an issue with many consequences, one of them being, addiction withdrawal symptoms experienced when the facebook is discontinued. The symptoms of Facebook Withdrawal at times may be severe, if not life threatening.
In withdrawal, users may go through four phases:
1) Craving
2) Fear
3) Denial
4) Depression
Some cases include instances where individuals try to use MySpace as an alternative, but this ends badly when they realize you cannot just click on the picture to make the next one appear
Facebook addiction is an issue with many consequences, one of them being, addiction withdrawal symptoms experienced when the facebook is discontinued. The symptoms of Facebook Withdrawal at times may be severe, if not life threatening.
Amy: Why is Ryan crying?
Sarah: Because he can't log onto Facebook.
Amy: Oh, so Ryan is having Facebook Withdrawal?
Sarah: Yeah, and now he is in the denial stage.
Sarah: Because he can't log onto Facebook.
Amy: Oh, so Ryan is having Facebook Withdrawal?
Sarah: Yeah, and now he is in the denial stage.
by g-diggity November 25, 2007
Get the facebook withdrawal mug.When someone makes a post on Facebook and you and another friend (the double teamers) both comment on the post in order to make fun of the original post. The comments almost always end in smiley faces to express sarcastic joy or happiness. The comments need to be made close together time-wise and should convey a similar message.
This is often used when a couple are getting too lovey dovey on Facebook and you want to ruin the moment and make it awkward for both of them. It is best to use it when the couple just like each other and aren't going out yet. Use it then for optimum awkwardness. Facebook double teaming is also used to make fun of a dude who is whipped by his girl. Whit-cheee
It can also be used to argue and make fun of people who make stupids posts or statuses.
This is often used when a couple are getting too lovey dovey on Facebook and you want to ruin the moment and make it awkward for both of them. It is best to use it when the couple just like each other and aren't going out yet. Use it then for optimum awkwardness. Facebook double teaming is also used to make fun of a dude who is whipped by his girl. Whit-cheee
It can also be used to argue and make fun of people who make stupids posts or statuses.
boy posts on girl's wall: Hey you, I can't wait for Friday night! Going out to the movies with you is my favorite! Mwah!
comment by Facebook Double Team: You two are so cute!!! ;) :)
comment by other Facebook Double Teamer: You lovebirds are meant for each other! =)
girl posts on boy's wall: Hey what did you get on the science test?? I was just wondering since you stayed up to study so late lol.
KBYE
comment by double teamer: Get Some! =) =)
comment by other double teamer: These two should be a couple they are so adorable together! ;)
status by idiot: ed thomas convicted send him to texas too die
comment by double teamer: nice one ed thomas was murdered. mark becker was convicted
comment by other double teamer: ur such an idiot. classic "enter name"
comment by Facebook Double Team: You two are so cute!!! ;) :)
comment by other Facebook Double Teamer: You lovebirds are meant for each other! =)
girl posts on boy's wall: Hey what did you get on the science test?? I was just wondering since you stayed up to study so late lol.
KBYE
comment by double teamer: Get Some! =) =)
comment by other double teamer: These two should be a couple they are so adorable together! ;)
status by idiot: ed thomas convicted send him to texas too die
comment by double teamer: nice one ed thomas was murdered. mark becker was convicted
comment by other double teamer: ur such an idiot. classic "enter name"
by WOSH & BASS March 27, 2010
Get the Facebook Double Team mug.All of the 35-50 year old people that can finally make their own Facebook accounts. They try to reenact what the younger crowd does on Facebook by tagging pics and acting slutty.
A: Dude, your Mom has a Facebook account? She poked me and asked to be her friend. That's weird.
B: Yeah, she is having a Facebook mid-life crisis.
B: Yeah, she is having a Facebook mid-life crisis.
by BeEmDe2 January 16, 2009
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