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Hard Eye

1) To give someone the hard eye is to look at them with disapproval/disdain/dislike. You give someone the hard eye when you don't know them- you just know you don't like them. Like when someone won't stop swearing when you've got small children with you. That merits a serving of hard eye.

2) To appraise something critically. One assumes that aspiring models are given the hard eye when they apply to an agency. It's when you look for things to dislike rather than things to like.
1) The mouthy teens on the bus continued to talk at deafening volume and play offensive rap music on their mobile phones, despite being given the hard eye by 90% of the passengers.

2) After giving Vanessa the hard eye as she walked to the loo, Doug decided he wouldn't be taking "her" home after all.
by MagickDio January 9, 2011
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brown eyed breakfast

The act of cracking an egg in someones ass and then fucking them until it scrambles.
I had a one night stand last night, and this morning i fixed her a brown eyed breakfast.
by FAGATRON69 May 18, 2017
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one eye open drunk

Preface: This can't just be me. Ok, Def. When You have drank enough that it is inexplicably comfortable to watch TV or read with just one eye open. To open both eyes actually reduces the quality of visual perception. This stage occurs before any feeling of sickness, but well past the point of which "good judgement" is a consideration.
I'm one eye open drunk and feeling pretty great about it.
by Wordsmithin June 20, 2017
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Purple-shirted eye-stabber

The most cleverly disguised criminal in the history of the world. That is, the world created by Cyanide & Happiness.
Usually wears purple shirts, sometimes multiple as a disguise.
1: "Argh, the purple-shirted eye-stabber!"
2: "Relax dude, it's just a Halloween costume"
1: *leaves*
2: *Takes of purple shirt to reveal another purple shirt*
by NightWind November 8, 2010
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Eyoko

Used when someone is very happy about anything in particular - similar to 'Eyoo' or 'Yeoo.'
Connor - Skins Is On TUESDAYYSS!

Krystal - Im Telling You Its THURSDAYS Son (Y)

*Connor Looks Up When Skins Is On*

Connor - It Is Thursdays Lawl

Krystal - Proved You Wrong Son :) EYOKO!
by ConBon09 February 24, 2009
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eye m sofa king we todd ed

A funny way to say "I am so fucking retarded". Mostly used by drunks to fool their friends.
"Hey dude, read this."
"Eye M Sofa King We Todd Ed... huh?"
"Hey everyone, James says he's retarded!"
by Chipperbud October 18, 2013
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eyeball test

To scan over something or someone quickly; to measure without using any tools other than the naked eye; guessing; approximating. A term often used in sports scouting to see if a player or team passes muster without looking at any metrics.
We passed on that short receiver because he didn't pass the ball test.

I know that actress just walked in off the street, but but she passes my eyeball test. Get her signed and to the studio pronto!

I left a blind date before I even sat down. She didn't pass my eyeball test.

That presentation needs to be reformatted to read better. Its simply doesn't pass an eyeball test.
by Tenacious Faulker March 5, 2014
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