Self-docked

When you get hit in the cock so hard your penis inverts.

Holy shit Simon got cock shotted so hard he self-docked!

by Cock shot king February 2, 2018

shocker dock

A butthole. A dock for the pinky shocker.

That bike seat went up my shocker dock.

by Knutmeg June 28, 2014

Load the dock

When a circumcised man uses the foreskin of another man's uncircumcised penis to jack himself off until he ejaculates.

He had never touched his wiener to another wiener and though tonight he would go all out and load the dock.

by innovayahead November 16, 2014

Docking Ceremony

The consummation of a male homosexual relationship; when the dominant male enters his penis through the penis of the submissive male, the docking ceremony is completed and the men are mates for life.

Did you hear? Jon and George just had their docking ceremony on Saturday! I should have gotten them a housewarming present.

by icedelegance June 2, 2014

Horse on the docks

South African slang for hello generally used for a superior

Horse on the docks sir

by 2453166089 August 25, 2021

dock thot

A person or persons of any sexual orientation that gather around or in water near or on a boating dock (usually during times when weather is fair and the temperature is considered above the regions definition of warm) to take up space and generally be in the way of those who intend to use a boating dock for its intended purpose.

Owen: Damn brother, I just wanted to take my canoe out for a rip but all these people are in the way.

Landon: What a bunch of dock thots.

by MegaDockThotSlayer November 12, 2018

metaphysical dock

It is the same as the original ned's dock *cough cough* that is, a non existent penis

Girl 1- Omg! I found out Carl has a metaphysical dock yesterday!
Girl 2- That's awful!! What are you going to do?
Girl 1- I'm going to have to leave him, he can't please me.

Girl 2- What a shame, I kinda liked him.

by Richhobo October 26, 2013