Pussy diver

One who licks pussy juice by sticking their head into girl's vaginas.

Joe is a pussy diver cuz he likes crawling into ppl's vaginas

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) April 16, 2017

Chunk diver

Someone who digs out the best chunks of an ice cream, usually Ben and Jerry's. Universally accepted to be the worst person to share a tub with.

"Dude you're not having any of my cookie dough ice cream, you're a total chunk diver"

by Lazzatbtb June 19, 2017

sober diver

Some guy who takes advantage of a female friend by being the sober guy, who has been friend-zoned, that creeps at a bar, club, or after party, until the female is intoxicated enough to feel comfortable to agree to leave with him.

That dude doesnt drink and always gets laid, yea, hes a sober diver.

by anonymous November 1, 2017

Spoon Diver

You like to spoon with anyone. And all you do is spoon all day.

I'm a spoon Diver. Wow!

by Zigzag Brandon April 20, 2018

moff diver

A large, Nordic albino from the Western New York area who openly expresses his love of cunnlingus

The Moff Diver resurfaced and asked for a napkin immediately.

by FasterThanChuck June 10, 2016

Eagle diver

Someone who performed oral sex on a Colonel in an armed forces branch.

"Dude, I earned my Eagle Diver status last night. That chick was an Army Colonel."

by preparationh September 6, 2016

rectum diver

A slang word for a proctologist

Mate, I'm going to the local quack shack to see my rectum diver for the, you know, annual DRE.

by Waddy Yablemiefor September 5, 2016