weasel dink

a nice hard, hot, wet dick that weasel's in and out of a pussy the proper way

Man, do I like when he does me with his weasel dink.

when I talk about getting fucked properly to my girlfriends...

by nishta January 26, 2008

Dinking Around

Walking around somewhere, most likely naked and arroused

Guy 1: Dude Jeff got arrested again, he was at the park dinking around
Guy 2: Oh my god! That's awful - hopefully there weren't any kids around

by Karenofthehills July 16, 2020

Chinese Shrinky Dink

The man smears hot mustard and Szechuan sauce on his "wang" and shoves it up his woman's chocolate star fish.

After eating a huge meal from PF Chang's, I like to give the little lady a Chinese Shrinky Dink for dessert.

by Tommy Harris August 24, 2006

Dink Dank Doo

An expression of happiness at the positive outcome of a situation.

"Everything's coming up roses! Dink dank doo!"

Source: Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights

by Luke Foster November 25, 2003

Dink dick december

Dink dick december is mostly for the girls. Its based on slap ass month that mostly boys got to slap girls bootys. In dink dick december, girls are allowed to grab/punch or slap boys dicks. Dinking means hurting someone so the girls can dink the boys dicks during dink dick december

person 1 Holy shit its almost ddd!
person 2 What’s that?
person 1 You havent heard?? Its dink dick december
person 2 Sounds bad! I will buy mysef some protection to get prepared!!

by Pls_dont_dink_my_dick November 22, 2019

crap-mon-dink

something a guy says on youtube named edbassmaster it will make you pee your pants becuz it makes no sense

yea i would like a crap-mon-dink

by theonlyoneyouknow March 10, 2010

Wink ‘N dink

When you flirtatiously wink, to allure a person of interest, and proceed to have coitus with them.

Me: man, I can’t believe you got with Vanessa last night, how did you manage that?!

Luke: I went with the trusty wink ‘N dink

by The real Jamarcus July 18, 2019