Baker's deuce

From the former practice of bakers of adding a third to a batch of two in order to avoid punishment for accidentally delivering underweight deuces.

Johnson: "Wait, how many english muffs did you have for dinner last night?"

John Thomas: "I ended up buying a baker's deuce - two for dinner, and one for dessert."

by billybee69 March 23, 2011

Diablo dingdong deuce

a flaming bag of shit left on someone's front porch, wherein the perp rings the doorbell before running off.

Shannon got crap all over his foot when he stomped out a diablo dingdong deuce that someone left for him!

by Candylaw March 18, 2014

No dice on a deuce

Expression of disappointment after failing to have a bowel movement.

I'd hoped the kid would poop before we got on the road, but alas, no dice on a deuce.

by Moteq January 1, 2017

Deuce

2 ounces of promethazine cough syrup aka purple drank, lean, texas tea, purp, and many others.

Yo man pour up deuce and mix it up with that sprite.

by M. Markovich December 28, 2005

ace deuce

best friend (prison slang)

Yo, ace deuce, shank that cho mo for me.

by The Inmate June 21, 2008

droppin' a deuce

pooping you retard.

"Where were you?" "Droppin' a deuce you retard."

by em & jane September 27, 2003

slippery deuce

A very wet and wild type of shit.

Wow, that draft beer sure results in a slippery deuce.

by Coley Blue Eyes August 13, 2003