L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T

Laughing my fucking ass off falling out of a chair and dropping my taco. This phase can be used while texting, or posting funny things on MLIA

Emily: *says joke*
Lauren: L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T HAHAHAHHA
Emily: hahaha, oh no your taco!

by Ke$ha girl 123 November 10, 2010

C.O.D.

Acronym for cash on deck.

I’m such a down homey, it’s like having C.O.D.: I get what I want without money. People are eager and enthusiastic to due/do favors for me.

by creep guy ie March 8, 2011

D.B.B.C.

Drink Beer Bang Chicks, it's a way of life

Guy1: Dude, whatchya up to this weekend?
Guy2: Ya know the usual D.B.B.C.

by The Bohemian Princess February 24, 2010

c.u.'d

Civil-unionised: legalse for samesex marriage.

C.u.'d/ cu'd or simply 'unionised'... eh, 'couple'.

by hammer---;, hytham April 12, 2007

C.S.D.

Cock Sucker Deluxe
The top of the top with everything material.
Having the most expensive edition of any vehicle.

Ex: man with small penis driving a hummer.
"this is the C.S.D. version of the cobalt..."

by donholio February 1, 2008

W.T.F.G.A.S.C.I.D.G.A.S.

an acronym for Who The Fuck Gives A Shit Cause I Don't Give A Shit.

Him: Damn! did that bitch just fall down the steps?
Me: Man! W.T.F.G.A.S.C.I.D.G.A.S.
Him: Yea! W.T.F.G.A.S.C.I.D.G.A.S., cause I don't

by Pimp Mack January 17, 2008

C.I.D.

C = Coffee
I = Induced
D = Dump
When you have a cup of joe in the morning and right after you drink it you have to then rush over to the bathroom to releave yourself. Typically noticed as Starbucks when there is a huge line to use the bathroom, or in Europe right after you have a wonderful expresso.

If there is any questions, head to the nearest coffee shop or Europe to see what happens. This happens even more frequently if you have a hangover from a big night of drinking.

Damn another C.I.D., I hate/love when that happens.

by MichaelC April 26, 2006