When one male ejaculates inside another males anus and then proceeds to push the cum out onto the first males face to produce the 'custard tart'.
Male 1: Hey man I'm having a bad day, could you cheer me up with some anal sex?
Male 2: How about we smash out a custard tart? You hungry?
Male 2: How about we smash out a custard tart? You hungry?
by Cockaddict November 1, 2018
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It involves jizzing on a table, flattening the jizz out in a perpendicular bar, then shitting on said jizz, flattening that out so it looks like a chocolate bar, and wrapping it inside a Gertrude-Hawks chocolate factory package. (Kind of like a Boston Pancake except this one actually has historic value)
The resultant product can be sold to freshmen for a dollar a piece.
It involves jizzing on a table, flattening the jizz out in a perpendicular bar, then shitting on said jizz, flattening that out so it looks like a chocolate bar, and wrapping it inside a Gertrude-Hawks chocolate factory package. (Kind of like a Boston Pancake except this one actually has historic value)
The resultant product can be sold to freshmen for a dollar a piece.
I wonder if those kids know that a Coconut custard is an antient Masonic ritual.
My girlfriend was misbehaving so I whacked her with a coconut custard to straighten out her behaviour.
I dropped my Gertrude Hawks chocolate bar on the floor, and as I bent over to pick it up I accidentally jizzed and shat and then I couldn't tell which was the chocolate bar.
My girlfriend was misbehaving so I whacked her with a coconut custard to straighten out her behaviour.
I dropped my Gertrude Hawks chocolate bar on the floor, and as I bent over to pick it up I accidentally jizzed and shat and then I couldn't tell which was the chocolate bar.
by crunkjesus October 7, 2009
Get the Coconut Custard mug.One of the most popular snacks of the Chinese community. This little snack usually has a crispy crust (but there are some soft crusted varieties) and a soft, delicious egg custard center. The custard also comes in other flavors such as melon or strawberry, but nothing beats the original.
Stop by a Chinese bakery to try one today. :)
Stop by a Chinese bakery to try one today. :)
by mineforever October 15, 2010
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A large PVC pipe is inserted into the perpetrators anus. This size and length of the pipe is up to those who administer the punishment. Lukewarm Custard is then poured down the pipe to simulate the feeling of ejaculation.
A large PVC pipe is inserted into the perpetrators anus. This size and length of the pipe is up to those who administer the punishment. Lukewarm Custard is then poured down the pipe to simulate the feeling of ejaculation.
by Max's Left Nut November 19, 2018
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Actually eating (going down on) a 'Crimson Custard Bucket' would most likely result in acquiring Red Wings
Actually eating (going down on) a 'Crimson Custard Bucket' would most likely result in acquiring Red Wings
Guy to GF: Honey can we do the wild thing?
GF to Guy: I'd love to - but only if you're willing to plunge into the Crimson Custard Bucket .
GF to Guy: I'd love to - but only if you're willing to plunge into the Crimson Custard Bucket .
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