my chemical romance

Before you listen to this band, imagine the sound a horse dick makes as you cut it off and shove it in an unsuspecting friends mouth while he/she is sleeping. You have now witnessed sound 300 times better than this shitty excuse for a band. Thank you and goodnight.

Trevor: Hey man i bought the new My Chemical Romance CD!
Me: Yeah and your dick just shrunk 4 inches it didnt have before!
Trevor: Holy shit your right!
Me: Might wanna see a doctor about that. THANKS GOD!

by wewillrockyou July 27, 2006

my chemical romance

MCR is a friggin awesome band!! The lyrics rock!! Who else could take "I love you forever and Ill never leave" and turn it into a song as great as Demolition Lovers? And as for Im Not Ok I Promise - It might as well be by a whole different band comletly. Sound more like Hawthorn Heights lyrically.

Hand in mine into your icy blues
and then I'd say to you
we could take to the highway
with this trunk of ammunition too
I'd end my days with you
In a hail of bullets
Im trying, Im trying
to let you know just how much you mean to me
and after all things we put each other through
and i will drive on to the end with you
a liquer store or two keeps the gas tank full
and I feel like theres nothing left to do
but prove myself to you . . .
Demolition Lovers - MCR

by sum alt chicki May 13, 2005

CHEM-TRAILS

The vaporous trails left behind by both U.S. passenger and military jet aircraft not to be confused with CON-TRAILS (Condensation trails)from aircraft especially in the 50`s and 60`s. A cloud like trail released by NWO jets that is extremely toxic to homo sapiens but not their space alien enemies. A chemical soup released at altitudes between 15,000 and 40,000 feet,which has been analyzed and found to contain the follwing:influenza agents ;anthrax; smallpox;arsenic;lead;cadmium;aluminum;antimony;barium,radioactive waste;polychlorides,oils;dioxin and malathion among other poisons fatal to mankind.

I am sure glad that the aircraft mechanic discovered the spray tanks and nozzles along with the "toxic soup" for CHEM-TRAILSaboard that U.S. airliner,or Americans might have never known about the NWO`s world-wide genocide program.

by T.J. Jackson November 26, 2003

Chemistrophical

1. adj. Used to describe a time, place, or occurance that helped one gain insight into the amazing world of chemistry.

2. adj. When chemistry is so magical there is no other words to describe its awesomeness.

Dr. Wood's lecture was chemistrophical today!

Class totally blew my mind today, that was chemistrophical!

by Danisa Lasika April 11, 2008

Chembo

A slang term for Chemistry, often used by high school and university students.

Man, that chembo test was really difficult" "Yeah, but I'm a chembo genius"

by LilitaJaneRose May 26, 2010

Chemical Blow Pop

When you take a test tube full of chemicals and fart into it, not knowing what the result will be.

Alright everyone clear the lab! Jim is going to do a chemical blow pop!

by Chief Big Dong October 26, 2013

Chemically Romancing

The act of getting strong feelings from My Chemical Romance. Chemically Romancing can include crying from sadness, feeling overly excited to listen to any MCR song, and wanting to murder someone when they dislike MCR or don't know who they are.

"My friend is Chemically Romancing so hard right now I think she will drown us with her tears."

by I'm not okay April 13, 2014