Gurchrude: "Omg!"
Helga: "What is it?"
Gurchrude: "Last night i banged a Lumberjack."
Helga: "...and?"
Gurchrude: "Nah. You wouldn't believe me if i told you.."
Helga: "Tell me anyway."
Gurchrude: "Ok.. Last night... i saw... a Sasquatch Crotch!"
Helga: "Mmmm, yummy."
Helga: "What is it?"
Gurchrude: "Last night i banged a Lumberjack."
Helga: "...and?"
Gurchrude: "Nah. You wouldn't believe me if i told you.."
Helga: "Tell me anyway."
Gurchrude: "Ok.. Last night... i saw... a Sasquatch Crotch!"
Helga: "Mmmm, yummy."
by Zach Wagner March 02, 2009
nasty smelling mixture of vaginal secretions and sweat which accumulates when a woman doesn't wash for a period of time. The female variety of dick cheese.
dude... i couldn't go down on her... she smelled like crotch cheese!
by Pooge June 01, 2006
When someone is feeling horny and feels the need to be sexually satisfied by any interested person. When someone has hot crotch, their standards may be lowered in order to fulfil their sexual desires. Hot crotch is usually, but not always, alcohol induced.
by BigAsh&LJ September 24, 2016
a large orange bush located in the pubic area of the human body. Forest fire crotches are known to occur most often in Ireland and Scotland.
by lewisbowels September 10, 2004
A crotch pocket is a woman's vagina. The word is useful in talking about a woman's vagina in mixed company without using common words.
I'll bet that bitch has a nice-looking crotch pocket.
by Shakira's Hips October 16, 2006
The regrowth hair that needs shaved in the pubic region, or The few pubic hairs that need trimmed that sneak out of a bikini bottom. The lighter version of a Thighbrow.
Candice was avoiding going swimming with her friends as she had a bad case of crotch spiders, even though she had shaved 3 days ago.
by RustyBedsprings June 23, 2016