Much the same as the crusty weasel, except a ferret is used instead. Most often, the substitution is for the sake of money and availability, as your local pet store will sell prime ferrets to you with no questions asked.
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by Dick Biscet November 6, 2010
Get the Crusty toilet mug.In any situation where you and or someone else jerks off onto someones eyes and it dries forming a crusty layer unenabling them to open there eyes when they awake.
Dude last night jeff past out after he drank all my booze so to get back at him i gave him a crusty nate.
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Get the Crusty Sunshine mug.The remainder of goop left over from a massive shit that plopped into the toilet, causing the poo, pee, vomit, bacteria, menstrual blood, and whatever else is in your toilet at the time to spew up into your anus, leaving you with a dripping mixture of FUN.
Sam:Yesterday I let go of a perfect 'S'!
Joe: AWESOME!
Sam: Not really... left me with one hell of a Crusty NastyAnus
Joe: AWESOME!
Sam: Not really... left me with one hell of a Crusty NastyAnus
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Get the Crusty NastyAnus mug.After someone has fisted another person, they leave their hand uncleaned for a while. The fluids, dry and harden on the hand, forming a Crusty Knuckle, or Crusty Knuckles depending on the severity.
Jasmin fisted Leeroy. She left her hand overnight an the shit hardened. In the morning her hand had turned into a Crusty Knuckle.
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