3 definitions by Blob Joe

asian chopsticked

When a group of hairy asian men bitch slap a group of hairy russian men with their dicks.

I saw on the news this morning that a group of russians were asian chopsticked.

by Blob Joe April 29, 2011

vj-ed

Home alone vaccuming while naked and getting yourdick stuck in the vaccum, while your foreskin begins to peel

Last night my grandparents walked in on me while i was getting vj-ed. I wish they had not seen it.

by Blob Joe April 29, 2011

Crusty Sunshine

When you fuck a person's asshole so hard that their asshole rips apart and starts to bleed.

I feel bad for giving Jane a crusty sunshine.

by Blob Joe April 29, 2011