3 definition by Blob Joe

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When you fuck a person's asshole so hard that their asshole rips apart and starts to bleed.
I feel bad for giving Jane a crusty sunshine.
by Blob Joe April 29, 2011

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Home alone vaccuming while naked and getting yourdick stuck in the vaccum, while your foreskin begins to peel
Last night my grandparents walked in on me while i was getting vj-ed. I wish they had not seen it.
by Blob Joe April 29, 2011

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When a group of hairy asian men bitch slap a group of hairy russian men with their dicks.
I saw on the news this morning that a group of russians were asian chopsticked.
by Blob Joe April 29, 2011

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