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ABV-creep 

ABV-creep
Alcohol by volume creep” the phenomenon of distilleries slowly elevating the alcohol by volume of their products to slowly make us COVID-19 zombies during and post the pandemic.
Dude! I though I was only having a couple of beers: but I got killed by the ABV-creep when I blew the bad number on the breathalyzer!
ABV-creep by Swāmi June 26, 2021
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The Creep 

A dance move popularized by Lonely Island on an episode of SNL. It involves growing a pencil mustache, pulling your pants up like there's a flood, let your hands flop around like a marionette, and popping your knees up and down while shaking your neck. But do not forget to smile. An entire music video was made for this dance move, which was ruined by Nikki Minaj.
Person 1: What's he doing? He looks like such a creeper!

Person 2: Oh him? He's just doing the Creep!
The Creep by Puddinfellow February 22, 2011

street creep 

a dude who be creepin you on the street
lady: *minds her own business*
street creep: hey yo mami, wanna get wid dis?
lady: ughhhh
street creep by ladywidexperience February 1, 2010

on the creep 

1) Cheating on one's significant other.
2) On top of a creepy person.
Don suspected his wife was on the creep with that crazy old bum that lived under the bridge. His suspicions were proven correct when he came home early from work one day to find the hobo's shopping cart parked outside and his wife in bed on the creep.
on the creep by Nick D July 13, 2004

uber creep 

The highest form of creep you can be. Usually found in a group, the uber creep will say and do the most revolting things, usually towards females. He usually thinks he's really funny and may whisper about it to his friends, when in real life he gives girls the willies and causes girls to stay away from him at all costs.
Not to be confused with an idiot
UC- " Come here, i want to show you something "
Girl - " Uh.. no, we're leaving "
UC - " Can I come? "
Girl - " No "
UC - " Why not? "
Girl - " Cause youre like an uber creep. "
uber creep by tvvviz September 2, 2006

feature creep 

In contracting (particularly Software Development), the natural tendency of the customer to continually request small additions which were not part of the original specifications, gradually reaching critical mass.
Dilbert: "Your requirements call for 4000 features! You realize that no Human would be able to operate a product with this level of complexity?"

Customer: "Good point. I'd better add 'easy to use' to the list."