Crapital

Where a state has a capital that has a capital that no one cares about yet there’s another city, that everyone knows and is bigger, yet isn’t the capital.

1: yo we should go to Augusta ME
2:Nah bro Augusta is a Crapital, let’s go to Portland ME

by Zddal March 21, 2026

The Crapitol

Ocala Florida's largest music venue located on the downtown square. Many bands from hardcore to emo genre's showcase there. Most of the time the prices are unreasonable. Many stupid slutty scene bitches go there and smoke cigarettes outside after they leave inside because they charge a re-entry fee of $2.00.

They also offer a once weekly bible study in the evening.

Joe: "Hey man, are you going to The Capitol tonight?"
Kevin: "I'm broke, I don't think I can."
Joe: "Yeah, the prices are kinda high, especially with that re-entry fee."
Kevin: "The Crapitol is lookin' to reem kids of their money in Ocala!"

Joe: "Are you going to The Capitol tonight? AYFAD is playing!"
Steve: "Really? Heck yeah I'm going!"
Joe: "Yeah that'll be sweet! There's always someone there with a Digital SLR taking pictures."
Steve: "Yeah maybe I can get in some pictures, I see that red head kid there with his Nikon D200, Speedlite, and a Tokina fisheye lens."

by th@t0nek1d August 21, 2008

shit caping

The act of pooping up one's own back, sometimes all the way up the neck, as a deterrent to predators. Much like a skunk, it is a defense mechanism, ensuring the survival of "caper". Most commonly seen with infants and young teenagers.

Person 1: I hear you got mugged last night.
Person 2: Yeah, almost. But I shit caped and managed to get away.
Person 1: Thank god for shit caping.

by capedcrusader March 30, 2012

rectial crainal inversion

It is when you have you head stuck up your ass!! Inversion meaning unaware of anything or everything around you,

The greater at Walmart is suffering from a rectial crainal inversion

by cowboytoy December 12, 2013

Couchie craning

You finger a girl so good her hips lift off the bed.

I i was couchie craning her so much she levitated off the bed

by Catwoman4723 November 13, 2019

Carped/carping

Meeting some one via a dating app to find out they are better looking in person then on line.

I met a girl via a dating app and was to find out she is better looking in person. I had been carped/carping.
I was carping women on dating apps.

by SteveVan October 29, 2020

National Claping Day

It’s the day where you grab your girlfriend/wifes and rail them on the bed!

It’s every September 8th.

Dude, aren’t you excited for National Claping Day tommorow?

by CalebsStudios July 1, 2021