crap sandwich

President Obama's 2009 Economic Stimulus Package.

That crap sandwich is so big they'll need a funnel to get it down our throats. And by "our" I mean we the American taxpayers.

by NVLL February 2, 2009

Crap Jacks

1. Human feces after sour dough bread
2. Response used by a person who wants to express extreme distaste

1. "Man, I just had a bad case of crap jacks."
2. "Oh man, that dude just got hit in the balls." "CRAP JACKS!"

by Francis April 4, 2003

crap castle

noun. When one drops a duece and the logs break and pile upon one another. Also known as a Log Cabin.

1- "Dude! You have to see the size of the Crap Castle someone left in the toilet on the 3rd floor!"
2- "I already have.... and yes, I am proud of it"

by Wankerstein November 11, 2007

crap packets

see poop schnitzels

Crap packets! I'm not going to make it to the party on time!

by erikatori June 18, 2008

crap-umms

when things don't work your way

Boss: You have to work Saturday night

Worker: Crap-umms

by Nick Greenfield January 18, 2009

Crap Canyon

Rear end, butt, booty or ass. Not the Anus by itself but the whole ass. Used for apprecation as opposed to a derogatory slur.

Man, that chick had a nice crap canyon!

by chico1181 October 14, 2010

crap slappers

A cats paws

That cat is kneading me with her crap slappers.

by Barry Beef September 1, 2011