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Crank Frank

When a girl meets a guy who is considered a loser and is rejected by society but goes out with him anyways and discovers that is a actually the greatest guy and the 2nd best sex she ever had
"I so glad I ended up with a Crank Frank! He is the best sex I ever had, with the exception of Tom Brady"

"I am so in love with Crank Frank, he makes me feel safe, alive and as if I was a princess; and he's actually better than my old vibrator!"
by StucKinModeratioN December 20, 2016
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cranked that wind

Wow, really cranked that wind today"
by Kirrem November 7, 2021
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crank hoe

Someone who trades sex for drugs.
"got meth" crank hoe asks. " i got dirty pussy"
by ladydano April 26, 2015
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cock crank

homemade redneck contraption for stretching the penis, many have built them, few admit it.
Bit quiet over yonder trailer tonight Ed..
Yup saw Jessy heading in with what looked like a cock crank
Jeez them cock crankin' crazies, still keeps em out of mischief
by chilli ring November 12, 2009
mugGet the cock crankmug.

crank dat

A type of popular dance originally created by Soulja Boy. There are many different types and versions of this ghetto dance.
Random black guy:Man dat og nigga be crankin dat byahh. CRANK DAT BYAHH NIGGA!!!!
by CRANK DAT BITCH NOW!!!! November 6, 2007
mugGet the crank datmug.

crank bait

1. The act or action of being annoying.

2. A word used to substitute a cuss word.

3. A name for someone who is bothering you in some way or another.
Stop being such a crank bait.

*hits knee on table* crank bait!

What a crank bait.
by Bobby Fletcher January 4, 2004
mugGet the crank baitmug.

crank the wank

Cranking the wank is the same as choking the chicken, hugging the headgehog, beating the meat, jacking the johnson, milking the snake, touching the toad, whacking the weasel, and spanking the monkey.

To masturbate.
Tim: "Why, Jim, you're looking very nice today."
Jim: "Thank you Tim, you're looking rather appealing yourself... I think I'd like to crank the wank to your sexy body, no homo."
Tim: "sweet!"
by gay_buttsekz_n0_h0m0 September 3, 2009
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