computer nigger

A information technology worker (or network administrator) who is not qualified or certified as a IT person but nevertheless performs these functions for an organization that does not have a budget for IT functions and tasks. The worker usually solves computer problems through trial and error and learns as he (or she) proceeds. Most of the problems solved should be figured out without this individual through online help menus.

Hey Bill, when I print this document the margins get cut-off. Why do the margins get cut-off?

Other employees: Bill is the computer nigger here.

by John Alexander December 28, 2006

computercide

When a Windows OS shuts it self down, may not restart.

Dude i dowloaded porn and my pc commited computercide. I was so damn pissed

by EL CATRACHO January 25, 2008

computer flu

when you computer runs REALLY slow!

Jeph: Damn it why wont you work *computer types really slow*

Dan: your computer has computer flu

by corrupchoas12 June 26, 2009

Computercate

To make something more complicated than it would have been had you not used the "convenience" of technology.

Person 1-Hey, let's figure out how to get to that new club. I'll wait the 10 minutes for my computer to power up, get on line and sift through the 100 results on the search engine before waiting for the interactive map to load which gives step by step instructions on how to get there from your current location.

Person 2-It's 3 blocks away on the corner of Main and 1st, don't computercate things?

by Trebleclef44 November 19, 2009

corputer

corporeal computer, an electronic prosthetic device that through many interconnected microchips and artificial neurons has become a part of human body.

In the future, computers will be transformed into corputers and become integrated with human bodies.

by Mike November 17, 2010

Computer Claw

When you work on a computer in a cold room and your mousing hand gets really cold.

"Ohhh don't touch me with that thing, it's cold"
"Sorry, I got computer claw"

by Gregly McClaw May 15, 2013

computer

Why the fuck do you need a definition of computer, it’s probably the thing your using right now! Damn boomer.

Grandpa: “What’s the definition of a computer?”
Billy: “Dear god! You don’t know what a computer is? It’s the damn thing in front of you, idiot.”
Grandpa: “ If I talked back to my grandpa like that, I would be 6 feet in a grave.”
Billy: “Ok, boomer.”

by Xx_okboomer_xX November 8, 2019