whoppy cocked

completly and udderly fucked up

Dustin completley whoppy cocked that poor pickup

by dustin west September 26, 2006

Gas Cooker.

Northern English slang term for a game of snooker.

Bob : Game of Darts Dave?
Dave : No thats a game for girlies, lets have some gas cooker.

by Disco147 February 25, 2009

Getting Colker'd

To be irritated or provoked by Christian Colkers with persistent petty distractions, trifling raillery, or other annoyance, often in 302.

- On failure of a Samsung application "iPhone's are better. Should've got an iPhone."
- "Wow, I am getting Colker'd".

by ColkerdVictim May 16, 2011

chris crocker

An openly gay young man who most likely has schizophrenia, ADHD, or some other mental illness and needs constant supervision. Also probably the funniest guy on youtube. Most known for his emotional outburst following Britney Spears' God-awful performance at the VMAs, where he begged everyone who cares to listen to "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!"

Chris Crocker seems like a fun gay. I'd go clubbing with him.

by Kirbiet November 12, 2007

sock cooker

One who... cooks socks.

'I would like to cook your sock, may I switch round your letters hunnni?'

by Ant December 5, 2004

chris crocker hater

A person who hate's on chris crocker and spends time putting him down. Even though it's stupid because if you really didn't like him then why bother spending your "valuble" time and write or say things about him. They usually have issue's with themselves or don't have a life. and more so sipping on hateraide and munching on hater-tots

This is a conversation between two chris crocker hater's

Hater One : I hate chris crocker !

Hater Two : SAME !

HAter One :

Let's waste our time and our lives, lets go on an urban dictionary and rant on him casuse were hating!

Hater Two : GREAT IDEA !

by Just saying June 28, 2008

corker

An angry little man with self hate issues. He has a penis so small it is the shape and size of a cork. He is so desperate to shag women, he dry humps them into submission.

He tried to shag Rachelle last night, he is such a little corker.

by indybob April 9, 2009