the cock

something that clayton glassman has one inch of.

clayton looooooooooves the cock!!!

by Wesley :) October 23, 2003

the cock

Used to describe someone or something that is awesome, fucking amazing, the shit, bitchin', narly, rad, spectacular, out of this world.

Ashley- "you're the cock!"
Brittney- "no, YOU'RE the cock man!"

"Dude, this cheese cake is the cock."
"Man, your mom is the cock!"

by Naybby-bne January 3, 2010

Cock

Something that virgins are scared of.

Something girls would rather have in their vagina other than their mouth.

Janette: "I'd rather have Jesses cock in my vagina than in my mouth."

Maria: "Me too."

by OfMiceAndBands June 10, 2014

Cock

rooster aka dick

Madcatz IS the biggest cock ever

by hog January 3, 2007

Cocked

Getting rammed in the rear.

That young fellow just got cocked in the ass.

by Kent May 6, 2003

cock

hillary clinton's biggest secret

hillary has a cock that goes from here to china, thats y bill had to fuck someone else, his ass hurt.

by fuck.you.asshole April 2, 2008

cock

Verb. To cock. To mock, tease, harass, annoy, parody, deride, ridicule, jest or otherwise make fun of another. To give one a hard time.

Past tense, cocked.
Present tense, cocking.

1. Marge thought Homer was cocking her when he said he'd lost his job.
2. Bart cocked Nelson, saying "don't have a cow"

by Juanna Carlos January 17, 2008