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You: Dude, I'm gonna go smoke some Cocaine...
Me: Dude... No your not.
Cocaine by Jakeeeeee2012 June 17, 2008

medical cocaine 

The next excuse: coming soon in 2015. But wait, it's not an addiction. Muh doctor gave me a prescription. You should be more open minded.
Yuppie 1: dude so like I told my doctor I has back pains
Yuppie 2: yeah
Yuppie 1: and then I got my medical cocaine card! *snort*
Yuppie 2: lol *snort*
Yuppie 1: how much longer till you think we can do this with LSD?
Yuppie 2: idk like 2016 *snort*
medical cocaine by lolsnort January 14, 2014
in addition to being a hell of a drug it also happens to be the last name of a college student. he is a crazy son of a bitch and loves to smoke, cigarettes and weed. He has one hell of a cough and prefers to eat cigarettes rather than smoke them.
Mr. Cocaine, could you please stop eating cigarettes
cocaine by mr.cocaine September 20, 2010
Tylenol cut with procaine (Novocaine)

Though during an ancient time period occurring in the 70's and 80's this product contained a molecule known in the organic chemistry community as: methyl (1R,2R,3S,5S)-3- (benzoyloxy)-8-methyl-8-azabicyclo3.2.1 octane-2-carboxylate

Smoking this compound or insufflation of the hydrochloride salt of the compound results in an insanely stimulating and addictive high.

Popular 80's music videos have been shown in highschools around the world as a stark reminder of the devistating side effects of this once pure and powerful drug.
Coke whore: let's do some blow!

Tool: Hang on lemme get my time machine so I can find us some good cocaine from the 70's.
cocaine by drRockso July 19, 2012

Liquid Cocaine 

Four-Loko is like liquid cocaine
Liquid Cocaine by BigPoDaddy October 27, 2010
A drug that you snort and later on you wake up with puddle of blood next to you becuase your nose was bleeding all night.
Once i snorted that cocaine, shit, i just felt my face get numb.
cocaine by stfuliz September 10, 2008