The next excuse: coming soon in 2015. But wait, it's not an addiction. Muhdoctor gave me a prescription. You should be more open minded.
Yuppie 1: dude so like I told my doctor I has back pains
Yuppie 2: yeah
Yuppie 1: and then I got my medical cocaine card! *snort*
Yuppie 2: lol *snort*
Yuppie 1: how much longer till you think we can do this with LSD?
Yuppie 2: idk like 2016 *snort*
in addition to being a hell of a drug it also happens to be the last name of a college student. he is a crazy son of a bitch and loves to smoke, cigarettes and weed. He has one hell of a cough and prefers to eat cigarettes rather than smoke them.
Though during an ancient time period occurring in the 70's and 80's this product contained a molecule known in the organic chemistry community as: methyl (1R,2R,3S,5S)-3- (benzoyloxy)-8-methyl-8-azabicyclo3.2.1 octane-2-carboxylate
Smoking this compound or insufflation of the hydrochloride salt of the compound results in an insanely stimulating and addictive high.
Popular 80's music videos have been shown in highschools around the world as a stark reminder of the devistating side effects of this once pure and powerful drug.