chaunceey

The greatest man living on earth, women want him and men want to be him

god came down to earth to hang out with his equivalent chaunceey

by c-note johnson 55 October 20, 2011

Cloudy with a slight chance of stupid

A forecast of bad decisions revolving around cloud technologies by naïve Information Technology Management.

You will often hear these “Cloud Geeks” spouting off about all of the latest cloud information from the latest CIO Magazine, which usually includes buzz words like Cloudtopia and Cloudmosphere.

Engineer 1 - Did you hear that the CIO wants to put everything in the cloud?

Engineer 2 - Yaw, he has been saying that for the last year....what a cloud geek!

Engineer 1 - If he gets his way, this could be disasterous. Do you think he is really going to go through with it?

Engineer 2 - I predict that it is going to be Cloudy with a slight chance of Stupid!

by archyis September 24, 2009

[chance]

Chance does not exist.

Every decision we make in life is strategic and catastrophic to our future.

Missed opportunities are unexcusable.

I would say we met by chance but then I'd just be talking nonsense and looking at a smaller, more naive picture.

by wnk January 4, 2009

Don’t Give Corona a Chance!

When everyone is hell-bent to remain vigilant, so that the coronavirus has near-zero chances of spreading—when people behave as if they would die if they were to contract the virus.

If more fake leaders would promote the “Don’t give corona a chance!” slogan aggressively or paranoically, infections and deaths due to Covid-19 could become a thing of the past.

by Covido September 27, 2020

Chaunce

A swarthy, mysterious creature that dwells in dark, cavernous rooms in college dormitories. Often these creatures omit stenches that permeate even the most cleanly environments. If injured, these creatures may become unnerved and/or easily angered. Extreme caution should be used when dealing with a Chaunce. Chaunces have been found rarely in one-legged form.

That Chaunce is disgusting, it is being such a Chaunce right now, just doing nothing for hours on end.

by Marvin Jenkins April 24, 2006

Second chances

Something I don’t give; forgiveness after someone has screwed you

“I’m sorry, will you forgive me?” “Nah man I don’t give second chances.”

by Definitions daily December 30, 2017

chauncey

1. A guy who's girlfriend/wife is completely out of his league.
2. A Hagerman

Mike: Holy shit, that girl Cindy is really good looking.

Nate: Yeah but her boyfriend Brian,is a helmet. Have you seen him? Having a hot cross-eyed girl like that makes him a complete chauncey.

by Russell Hamborg August 9, 2005