CockShnager

my bro was getting pissed off by my lil bro and he was like fukin skittzing it so he goes fuk off u cockshnager

cockshnager means a fukin dickhead,fag,and anything u want 2 inult some1 with

John the cockshnager fuked my girlfriend

by Tarran Constable August 19, 2004

cockshock

the opposite to cock block. it is when you are hitting on a gal only to experience their significantly more attractive friend cockblock you. then to your surprise as the girl you were after before leaves the situation the cockblocker now turns to you and goes as far as you let her go.

Boy 1 "So it was really annoying I was walking sally home and things were going well except for Lisa was there the whole time. I was really annoyed I would have asked to go into Sallys appartment but lisa was a total cockblock"
Boy 2 "Shit so no puss?"
Boy 1 "Facking right i got puss, I went home with Lisa. What a cockshock!"

by Jim402 December 9, 2008

Cackspiel

The description of the stupid things that people say.

That guy talks a lot of cackspiel

by Magnazoid August 14, 2009

cockshitbitch

the most amazing word ever invented by lucas

Shut up cockshitbitch

by yoyoyodaman93yo August 10, 2010

cocksackenol

(Pronounced Cock-Sack-An-All) A pharmaceutical compound developed by Paul Reubens, also known as the infamous "Pee Wee Herman". This drug was developed mainly for fruitcakes or unsuspecting prison inmates. Mr Reubens reccomends using it as a suppository on unsuspecting young males between the ages of 12 and 73. His claim is that a good dose of cocksackenol is mandatory when symptoms are present. Symptoms include, being straight, fear of fruitcakes, extreme hate for Ricky Martin or George Michael. Also anyone who is gay would benefit from this wonder phallic.....oops i mean drug. Inmates in prison use it rather freely on fresh fish and do not follow proper dosing and usage guidelines reccommended by the PDR and the DSM iv.

That boy over there is dancing with Adam Fucking Lambert, wait till i give him a healthy amount of cocksackenol he will totally forget who adam lambert is after i dose his ASS up!.

by mikebirdlefthandAKAseanburke January 7, 2011

cockscapade

Girls night out involving a lot of alcohol where the aim is to pick up a guy/s

Variation of escapade. Example 'My boyfriend has just dumped me I need to pick up. Let's get all our single girlfriends together and go out on a cockscapade'

by DArch October 21, 2013

checksucker

1) a worthless employee - an individual that collects compensation and contributes little to the team
2) A wasteful program or project that carelessly uses time , effort and resources inefficiently

Obama Care Maynard G Crebs wasteoid nudge black-hole loser

The affordable care act is an obvious checksucker.
John was fired, the boss called him a checksucker.

by Didymus1 December 4, 2013