Brochacho

A person who is so amazing you just can't think of another way to describe them. Also another term for a Bro, or someone your really tight with.

Ross is my brochacho for life.

by Archie Motha May 24, 2011

Dirty Broccoli

While fucking a girl Doggy style or from behind, You take a stalk of broccoli and stick it in her ass with the flower sticking out. when you jizz you jizz on the broccoli and than proceed to eat it out of her ass.

OMG dude I cant believe jim gave me a dirty broccoli.

by CRZY-C March 4, 2010

broccoli

when someone tries ta front on you and sell you what he claims ta be dro but in actuality is bogus and aint even weed.

i'm in this new hood, and ask some nigga wher i could find some dro' he pulls out some broccoli, won't even let me smell it sayin' he wants a C-note for it.

by .:Kess:. February 13, 2004

Broccodile

The result of merging a crocodile with everybody's favourite green leafy vegetable, the broccoli.

Dude 1: "Holy shit! That looks like a green leafy crocodile!"

Dude 2: "That's a Broccodile, bro."

by BroccodileLover January 13, 2010

Broast

Broast, verb, noun: A roast occuring between two bros; said broast does not damage the friendship of the two bros or the integrity of the bromance.

Vinnie's broasted Brodies new haircut, but they still went out to the club together

by Swagell July 15, 2010

Broccoli Blasted

When at a party, your friend passes out from having to much to drink and you then proceed to place broccoli or other assorted fruits or vegetables on top of them to leave them waking up wildly confused.

jake:dude you were gone last night
brandon: ya i woke up with fruit and shit all over me
jake: haha that was svenny. you got broccoli blasted bro.

by piggymcoink March 18, 2011

Broceries

Buying things like meat and vegetables with another guy friend, usually late at night.

Me and my bro went to go grab some late night broceries.

by SketchyGuy August 17, 2012