blonker

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit.

Dude, I got a blonker yesterday.

by Greg September 10, 2003

hater blockers

those tight shades ta block dem hatas

yo this nigga keep acting strunt weer do's hater blockers at?

by dis yo boi spitz May 15, 2006

Blooberchunk

A disgusting repulsive person.

Mr. K is such a blooberchunk!

by Peiffer June 1, 2009

Dome Blocker

Similar to the meaning of a person who "cock blocks," except this arrangement of "dome" and "blocker" sounds a lot cooler, than cock blocker. A person who interferes, or gets in the way, of somebody scoring on a female of their personal and sexual interests.

Hey Ryan, don't be such a dome blocker to Kevin! You know he likes Barbara and all, and he can't have you trying to steal her away from him.

by gotLumpia October 1, 2008

Convo Blocker

A convo blocker plays on the gaming term Combo Blocker. This is when someone performs an action or move that stops another player from successfully performing a combo. In that sense, a convo blocker is when someone, either in a large group, or one-on-one, says something that completely halts the flow of a conversation, usually to a dead silence for at least one minute, during which people share awkward glances and shifty stares.

Greg: So what do you think about our final exams coming up?

Nick: Well, I've contemplated suicide in the last few days.

Greg: (Silence, awkward stares etc.) (A few minutes later) Dude, that was a total convo blocker.

by Vladimir Czekov Raskolnikov April 30, 2010

Popup Blocker

When your with your girlfriend and you see and hottie and you get hard and your girlfriend drops to her knees and uppercuts you in the balls.

walkin the beach with your girlfriend and you have a hard on.

by Cr4cK573r May 12, 2004

blooser

the hairstyle you end up with after removing your hat.

Joe walked into the room and took off his hat. Everyone started laughing because of his silly looking blooser.

by waybigbrad March 1, 2010