Anal Blind

The act of cheating on you significant other with a person who gives you anal sex and you become so blind that you quit your job, leave your wife, move in with your mom, and lose everything in a divorce.

Holy shit Mark is so anal blind, every tattoo he got looks like a retarded kid’s artwork.

Mark is so anal blind he thought his soon to be ex-wife was just going to take his offer for a divorce settlement.

by DirtyMike1972 March 3, 2022

brooklyn blinder

When you’re making sweet tender love to your girlfriend and you get up and drop a shit log on her eyeballs just like we do in Brooklyn. Bam!!!

I was making love to my girl and had to take a mean shit, so I gave her the Ole Brooklyn Blinder.

by Ron Jeremy’s Dick April 11, 2022

Arthur Blind

Arthur Blinds are often found floating on rafts in the middle of the ocean. They have room temperature IQ, and have strange hallucinations, where they often believe that their last name is spelled differently than it really is. Common myths about the Arthur Blind is that it loves to eat chicken drummies, however, its favorite food is pizza. I truly hope you never stumble across this hard stuck bronze creature, as you may never mentally recover. (However physically you will be fine since the Arthur Blind is blind and cannot see you, therefore hurt you.)

Man that Arthur Blind sure is blind... I wonder if he is going to call himself Bilmbo again today

by arthurblind May 22, 2023

Ain't No Blimpzy Way

Ain't No Blimpzy Way! Inspired from "Ain't No Way" but it's using "BLIMP" to advertise to people from far destination.
Like posting on internet in 2023 but. 1930's When we doesn't invent a "SMARTPHONE" People using an "AIRPLANE" or "BLIMP" to advertise to whole city or even near them

"NO WAY DUDE" we're gonna rent a blimp and advertise what i saw on a blimp and ride them to New York City"

Ain't No Blimpzy Way! that man ate burritos like a corn cob. Make him famous!

by CHR1SSY January 17, 2023

I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND

The type of sentence you'd say when doing a troll test. Or, when replying to something stupid somebody else had said. B7...

Person A: (Being Genuine) Guys, guess what?! My dad's pregnant!

Person B: I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND
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Person A: Welcome to Gusto.
B7: I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND

by Souperior March 1, 2019

Blind as a bat

Used to say how person can be so non receptive

Dang.... i was as blind as a bat today

Devin, why are you as blind as a bat and cant see that no one likes you

Babyface is as blind as a bat

by Mr. Cluckerz November 17, 2016

Blind pig

A bar or dispensary where alcohol is served illegally. A word that was used during Prohibition where people were forbidden to drink alcohol, as it was against the law. People would often go high into the hills and brew Moonshine to give out at bars or on the street to earn money.

Ye heard a new Blind pig opened up yesterday? wanna go buy some good XXX?

by ɯ August 24, 2018