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can be defined as the assertive demeanor or commanding presence exhibited by an individual who exudes a sense of leadership and authority within a given context or environment. This term conveys the idea of someone who possesses a compelling aura of leadership, often through their confident and authoritative mannerisms, effectively asserting their influence and dominance in a situation or setting.
In a corporate boardroom meeting, the CEO's authortic presence was unmistakable as she confidently steered discussions, effortlessly commanding the attention and respect of all participants with her decisive demeanor and strategic vision.
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Authoritarian

Do you want an autograph or something? I can sign your tits and we can get a picture or something? YOU can sign MY tits and then we can get a picture and then I sign the picture?
Hym "Yes Authoritarian. You're infringing on my right to be on TV and brag about how cool I am. How are people going to cope with their abject inferiority to me if they don't see it with their own eyes? An part of my religion is condemning religion. You're stifling my freeze peach and infringing on my religious freedoms. Oh! Hey, how much do you want to bet that Anti-Semitism act is a direct response to me! That's also infringing on my religious feedoms. I need to use the bible for... Reasons."
by Hym Iam May 6, 2024
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Authenticity Testing

Implying that someone's position on an issue or activism and volunteering is not because of a genuine held belief or passion around the issue but because they want something else like coochie or validation. People who authenticity test are usually just bad people and accuse others of being fake because they have a hard time living their values without external incentive, so they assume that others are the same way.

This can also take the form of someone saying: you're not gay enough or you're not black enough to have a certain opinion.
Guy 1: You care about period pad scarcity as a man, you're such a male pick me.

Guy 2: I used to live in a third world country - I know people that have died due to lack of menstrual care.

Guy 1: Yeah I bet that line goes hard with women.

Guy 2: You know just because you're a cynical ass that would only care about issues outside of yourself for validation doesn't mean that others are the same way. Your authenticity testing is really fucked and shows that you lack the ability to show anyone love and care if it doesn't lead you to some clout or coochie.
by Freud's Evil Cousin June 8, 2024
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Authoritarian Religious Cult

Oh? You mean you're not going to continue you to do that? Because you were doing that up until now and the internet shit-libs are going to keep doing and NOW...
Hym "The conservatives are doing it too... The were already an Authoritarian Religious Cult and now they're back at it again and are violating the constitution by imposing their incest cult on the schools in their states. So... That isn't helpful. It's too late for any of that. You've already lost. You might as well go into hibernation for the next 5 years because you're done. You shouldn't have let the economy slip fuck-face. And by economy I mean the price of domestic goods. And I don't care about the billionaires shit-lib. Prices down NOW. Don't care how it happens. Also, my thing or death."
by Hym Iam July 4, 2024
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Authentified

Authentified (verb)
Definition: The process by which an object, document, or claim has been verified as genuine or authentic by a knowledgeable authority or expert in the field, thereby affirming its legitimacy and value.
Example sentence: "After examining the signature and the aged paper, the art appraiser authentified the letter as a genuine piece from the 18th century."
This term emphasizes a knowledgeable verification, often involving expert inspection or validation methods, to confirm authenticity.
"After examining the signature and the aged paper, the art appraiser authentified the letter as a genuine piece from the 18th century."
by HuskyDoozy November 14, 2024
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Authentify

Authentify (verb)Definition: To declare or establish the authenticity of an item, document, or claim, often with a personal or expert endorsement. Unlike "authenticate," which may imply a formal or technical process, "authentify" suggests recognition or confirmation by an authoritative individual based on expertise or direct observation.
Example sentences:
"The historian authentified the ancient manuscript as an original, based on her extensive knowledge of the period’s language."
"Only after the artist himself authentified the sketch did its value increase substantially."
This definition emphasizes the informal, expert-driven nature of the term.
"The historian was trying to authentify the ancient manuscript as an original, based on her extensive knowledge of the period’s language."
by HuskyDoozy November 14, 2024
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Authenti-holic

Someone who isn’t aware they are a narcissist to such a degree that they gaslight everyone and make up a new word and also calls people workaholics.
This fool is an authenti-holic
by Humpy cummingpants December 20, 2024
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