Can I ask you a petro? 

When you want to ask someone a question, but in slang.

Friend 1:“Hey, can I ask you a petro?”
Friend 2: “Yeah, what’s up?”

Can I ask you a petro? by Joshuathevoice November 15, 2022

The most selfish words that I will ask you is please remember me 

Please remember me

The most selfish words that I will ask you is please remember me

The most selfish words that I will ask you is please remember me by Anicawoff August 30, 2022

“When did I ask” 

When someone replies to something you say with “when did I ask” they are the definition of a flop Or alternatively a drop kick and cannot think of anything good to say so resort back to “when did I ask”

Bloke: yo I just found 10 bucks

Flop: when... “when did I ask”?
Bloke: you’re an actual flop

“When did I ask” by Clapped76 April 28, 2020

will you please ask him to send me the link for the presentation. it would be greatly appreciated 

Well it is what it is

will you please ask him to send me the link for the presentation. it would be greatly appreciated. It makes me hard

will you please ask him to send me the link for the presentation. it would be greatly appreciated by Anonymous bever January 19, 2018

I Didn’t ask 

A quote used by most arseholes in society to express little interest in what someone is trying to say, even when the speaker can be trying to engage in a conversation and show up events in their life, opinions, or personality traits.
Can be redeemed if you are the victim by saying “I didn’t ask if you asked”

Speaker 1- “I find this song a heavy criticism of our government and states power and i like the lyrics”
Dickhead 1- “ I didn’t ask”
Speaker 1- “I didn’t ask if you asked”
Dickhead 1-“I didn’t ask if you asked if I asked”
Speaker 1-“I didn’t ask if you asked if I asked if you asked”
And so oooonnnnnnnn......

I Didn’t ask by 0lstr060 May 18, 2021

Don't ask Don't tell 

Some policy that said gays can't be in the military if they were public about it

don't ask don't tell bill clinton go to hell

Don't ask Don't tell by Veteran Bandit April 29, 2021

The ASK Academy Effect 

The ASK Academy effect is basically the theory that whenever someone transfers to this school somehow the guys look mildly attractive since they're the only guys here, furthermore public schools consist of attractive guys BUT THE GUYS AT ASK ARE NERDS AND LOSERS WHY DO I FIND THEM ATTRACTIVE

basically u lower ur standards a lot

Suzy: Wow omg look at him he's so hot
Patricia: He goes to ASK doesn't he

Suzy: Ya

Patricia: No wonder, he's ugly as shit. This is The ASK Academy Effect

The ASK Academy Effect by personrandom1 December 11, 2018