Nigerian Wipe

The simple act of wiping your anus using your right hands forefingers to wipe the shit then rinse the shit off your fingers using your bathroom sink. Repeat until anus is fully clean.

I had no toilet paper left, who the fuck would use their socks? I ussed the Nigerian Wipe.

by KeenanMcAuley November 20, 2016

ass wipe

A stuck on stupid person,dumb as dirt ,asshole

That fuckin ass wipe is here again.

by friskychick September 9, 2016

Wet Wipe

When Edo won’t go on go-ape

I’m sorry Maddie I refuse to go on go ape because I’m such a wet wipe.

by Ratatouille7 August 16, 2021

Wet wipe

1. Someone who is dull and stupid

2. Someone who you just hate

3. Friendly way of saying shut up u idiot to your friend

Shut up u wet wipe

by Randomroady July 23, 2019

marker wipe

When you wipe, wipe, and wipe a hundred times, but theres still poop. Its like you’re wiping a marker.

Sorry I’m late, I had the marker wipes!

by Qslammer November 15, 2017

Dunk and wipe

Coined by the famous auto detailer. “the pepper” The dunk and wipe is once your done pooping you flush, then dunk the toilet paper in clean toilet water and wipe.

After wiping I still didn’t feel clean, so I did the dunk and wipe.

by King s a l a m I May 20, 2022

snag wipe

one that wipes snot or boogers upon a door knob or wall

Raphael put snag wipe on girlfriends hair

by drippydick11 January 8, 2012