1 definition by Bretandalexiswillgetmarried

poke wipe

When you get done eating sauerkraut all day, after New Years and your asshole is so raw it hurts to wipe normal so you have to poke your butthole with toilet paper just so it doesn’t continue to hurt any worse and cause mass-bleeding from hemorrhoids.

Goddam I ate so much sauerkraut I had to poke wipe my chili ring all day it hurt so bad.

by Bretandalexiswillgetmarried January 16, 2018