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Get the zipper zucchini mug.An adjective describing someone who is so fugly or slutty that no decent guy wants to fuck them.
Instead of pursuing the fugly/whorish person the guy 'zips up his Johnson' at all costs.
Instead of pursuing the fugly/whorish person the guy 'zips up his Johnson' at all costs.
Girl: 'Do you see that hoe making an ass out of herself? She is trying so hard but she's so ugly that no one will give her a chance.'
Other girl: 'Yeah, she's a total Johnny Zipper.'
Other girl: 'Yeah, she's a total Johnny Zipper.'
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Officer Hendricks, in addition to his 9mm Beretta, was issued handcuffs, a baton, and a thug zapper by his department.
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