An ancient knowledge that believes, and lives by, the truth that most people on this earth are douchebags.
Love all, trust a few.
Love all, trust a few.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and wiseGEEK.
A wiseGEEK once said to me •I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
A wiseGEEK once said to me •I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
by fatalSTRENGTH August 7, 2010
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Wiseguy: Single battery slam mods hit harder than stacks
Wiseguy: Single battery slam mods hit harder than stacks
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Lethargic feeling resulting in a lack of productivity.
Commonly associated with heavy drug users and people of minimal muscle tone.
Commonly associated with heavy drug users and people of minimal muscle tone.
I was so wiserish today that I couldn't get off the couch.
He intended to work out but couldn't because he became too wiserish.
I am content being unemployed because I am too wiserish to look for a new job.
He intended to work out but couldn't because he became too wiserish.
I am content being unemployed because I am too wiserish to look for a new job.
by UnionPlumber December 18, 2009
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Get the jack wiser mug.Wisenhimer: silly,idiotic,stoupid,funny.You call someone a Wisenhimer.Word first used in the 1990's.Its a term of endearment,can be used as an insult though.
I do believe this word was used in the movie "Happy Gilmore"
I do believe this word was used in the movie "Happy Gilmore"
by Sarah,TheSmartestPersonYouKnow December 17, 2010
Get the Wisenhimer mug.Bill: "Hey guys i got some sweet new k-swiss"
John: " yea dude, those K-swiss you have there are totally sweet."
Bill: "hey thanks!"
John: "Wow"
10 minutes later...
Bill: "hey dude was that a wisecrack??"
John: Not at all man. Wisecrack? I dont even know what that is.
John: " yea dude, those K-swiss you have there are totally sweet."
Bill: "hey thanks!"
John: "Wow"
10 minutes later...
Bill: "hey dude was that a wisecrack??"
John: Not at all man. Wisecrack? I dont even know what that is.
by Bigh Ballsac January 13, 2009
Get the Wisecrack mug.Wisemaning is when you sit on an object and wait. Common wisemaning spots are park benches and tree stumps. When you are wisemaning you are encouraged to think about life and smart things as you are in a wise looking position.
Guy 1: Dude where have you been I have been wisemaning out her for like 5 mins?
Guy 2: Oh sorry I was pulling the splinters out of my ass from when I was wisemaning earlier.
Guy 1: Oh that’s ok then
Guy 2: Oh sorry I was pulling the splinters out of my ass from when I was wisemaning earlier.
Guy 1: Oh that’s ok then
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