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wiseGEEK

An ancient knowledge that believes, and lives by, the truth that most people on this earth are douchebags.

Love all, trust a few.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and wiseGEEK.

A wiseGEEK once said to me •I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
by fatalSTRENGTH August 7, 2010
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Wiseguy

A person who claims to have the best deals and knows all to do with purge but is just a fuck up
Wiseguy: I can get the best purge deals in New Zealand. *doesn't deliver*

Wiseguy: Single battery slam mods hit harder than stacks
by Twisted MEMEZ February 1, 2019
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Wiserish

Lethargic feeling resulting in a lack of productivity.

Commonly associated with heavy drug users and people of minimal muscle tone.
I was so wiserish today that I couldn't get off the couch.

He intended to work out but couldn't because he became too wiserish.

I am content being unemployed because I am too wiserish to look for a new job.
by UnionPlumber December 18, 2009
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jack wiser

an absolute stud... has multiple girlfriends and gets mad guapo
damn, I wish I was Jack Wiser.
by grrrrrrr burrrrr May 8, 2019
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Wisenhimer

Wisenhimer: silly,idiotic,stoupid,funny.You call someone a Wisenhimer.Word first used in the 1990's.Its a term of endearment,can be used as an insult though.
I do believe this word was used in the movie "Happy Gilmore"
you fellas are a bunch of silly wisenhimers!
by Sarah,TheSmartestPersonYouKnow December 17, 2010
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Wisecrack

A crack that is wise. No, not the drug.

(most effective if a straight face is kept)
Bill: "Hey guys i got some sweet new k-swiss"

John: " yea dude, those K-swiss you have there are totally sweet."

Bill: "hey thanks!"

John: "Wow"

10 minutes later...

Bill: "hey dude was that a wisecrack??"

John: Not at all man. Wisecrack? I dont even know what that is.
by Bigh Ballsac January 13, 2009
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Wiseman

Wisemaning is when you sit on an object and wait. Common wisemaning spots are park benches and tree stumps. When you are wisemaning you are encouraged to think about life and smart things as you are in a wise looking position.
Guy 1: Dude where have you been I have been wisemaning out her for like 5 mins?

Guy 2: Oh sorry I was pulling the splinters out of my ass from when I was wisemaning earlier.

Guy 1: Oh that’s ok then
by Ass splinters January 17, 2021
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