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weisenheimer

Another word for smart-ass, smart-aleck, wise-ass, wiseacre.
Stop being such a weisenheimer.
weisenheimer by knsweber November 5, 2008

Wisenheimer 

A person who pretends to be wise or knowledgeable.
Ainsley: Kenneth thinks he knows everything! He's such a wisenheimer.
Morgan: Why do you hang out with him?
Wisenheimer by Babydoll75 April 2, 2019

wisenheimer 

Someone who makes smart aleck, sarcastic comments, often at inappropriate times and usually at someone else's expense.
"Don't smart off to your mother, you little wisenheimer."
wisenheimer by JDunning January 12, 2009

Wisenheimer 

Someone who thinks they are smarter than everyone else. Similar to know-it-all.
Jace is such a wisenheimer, don't invite him.
Wisenheimer by Sonny Boi January 12, 2016
Word of the Day on August 21, 2025

Wisenhymen 

1) A female who makes sarcastic and/or wisecrack comments.

2) A lewd, perverted, yet witty term used to jestingly refer to somebody as a "wisenheimer", but putting in "hymen" as opposed to "heimer".
Drew - "Are you hungry?"
Stacy - "Yes, I am."
Drew - "What are you hungry for?"
Stacy - "Food."
Drew - "Ah, a wisenhymen, huh?"
Wisenhymen by Deek Bosko November 20, 2011

wisenheimer 

Someone always making feeble wisecracks, who laughs at his/her own jokes and is generally deserving of severe and painful punishment.
That guy is up there thinking we are all listening to his puerile crap, such a wisenheimer.
wisenheimer by sevenhn February 17, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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