wintər ˈwēknis ˈsinˌdrōm
noun
1. The state or condition, that occurs during none summer months, where one’s sense of judgment for the attractiveness of an individual may be inadequate or defective due to the lack of attractive individuals or attributes that one may only gain during the summer.
2. A time at which, the standards of an individual are lowered after summer months have ended.
3. A self-indulgent liking for a less attractive individual during the wintertime.
noun
1. The state or condition, that occurs during none summer months, where one’s sense of judgment for the attractiveness of an individual may be inadequate or defective due to the lack of attractive individuals or attributes that one may only gain during the summer.
2. A time at which, the standards of an individual are lowered after summer months have ended.
3. A self-indulgent liking for a less attractive individual during the wintertime.
Person 1: Looking back at this semester, I hooked up with some unattractive woman.
Person 2: Yea, the Winter Weakness Syndrome got you again.
Person 1: Well, at least it's finally summer.
Person 2: Yea, the Winter Weakness Syndrome got you again.
Person 1: Well, at least it's finally summer.
by Hurleysurfer618 November 27, 2012
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"Hey Kyle, how was the strip club last night?"
"It was great man, that bitch gave me a Wintermint Surprise. It was so awesome."
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"It was great man, that bitch gave me a Wintermint Surprise. It was so awesome."
"You're fucked up dude."
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