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someone (female) who annoys you to your very core.

a female 'wanker'
'Oh my god, jodie's coming tonight'

'she is SUCH a wankette'
by sw33t2def August 18, 2009
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Wanker's arm

When one arm is grotesquely more muscular than the other.
Rafael Nadal has such a Wanker's arm
by Autolab September 28, 2012
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Wetsuit Wanker

Inspired by the words of fellow Inbetweeners classmates when describing Will, the 'new kid', as a "Briefcase Wanker".

Coined while on holiday in Cornwall, England, the term "Wetsuit Wanker" was used to describe the numerous surfers, bodyboarders and those who do neither of the above while still subscribing to the 'Surf Bum' lifestyle/image; the term also extends to anyone has appointed themselves the possition of 'Newquay Lifeguard' and proudly dons the respective hoody.

Wetsuit Wankers can be seen in and around most seaside towns in Cornwall and Devon; and, on the most part, serve no other purpose than to influence more impressionable people into participating in their Wetsuit Wankery.
"Are there any real shops in Newquay? M&S? Burtons? Or are there only shops for Wetsuit Wankers?"

"Oh no, he's gone and hired a wetsuit and now hes trying to bodyboard! Alass, our good friend has become a Wetsuit Wanker; we can no longer associate with him."
by Dan Ceiley August 18, 2008
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The Duke Of The Wicked

Another name for rapper Violent, who is one half of the rap duo, the Insane Clown Posse.
The duke of the wicked and the southwest side strangla themselves, dark carnival minions meet violent j and sugar shaggy 2 dope the wicky wicy wacky wicky wicked clowns bitch!
by Irishriddler December 23, 2009
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Cockney Wanker

Person of London-sounding accent
"Oi, wainkah, wheres me fackin jellied eels"

"knees ap mavva braaan"
by Stevie October 16, 2003
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Decatur Wankerchief

The sexual act of blowing your nose inside of a vagina and then preceding to have sex. Can involve a bloody nose.
Nolan had a runny nose so he gave Brandy a Decatur Wankerchief
by The Famous Mikee February 8, 2009
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wankerdoodle

When you take off your pants and whip your schlong out, sneak up behind someone, pants them, then stick your penis in their butthole.
Damnit! Rachel just gave me a wankerdoodle... again. I knew she had a penis.
by Rachel Martinez November 28, 2006
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