faggy paper weight

A person who is extremely lazy and sits on other people's desks at work. Also known as FPW.

David came over and sat on my desk for 20 minutes again...he's such a faggy paper weight...

by Intraweb October 14, 2005

ankle weights

a person who wears ankle weights.

a person with no common sense.

look at that guy wearin ankle weeiiigghhhts!!

that guy has no common sense, what an ankle weights

by d. shiznit March 18, 2010

Weight Room Tool

man/woman at the gym who always seems to be lifting, working out, etc. While in front of a mirror admiring themselves. At times grunting, and doing other things to draw attention to themself and their "ripped physique"
Often wearing sleeveless shirt or tight clothing.

Guy 1 : ARGH!!! I'm gettin a serious pump curling these 75s mike, my biceps feel totally destroyed. Can you tell? Let's go by that group of women near the mirror and we can all watch me kill my biceps some more.

Guy 2:Lewis are you fucking douche? Fucking weight room tool

by str8dipped July 3, 2010

show weight

Your ideal weight for appearance in public (i.e. on a TV show, high school reunion) or to fit into a particular outfit

Martha only has two weeks before her reunion to get down to her show weight.

by Derek Hartley June 10, 2003

Victim weight

Any man that is under 160 pounds. They are so small that they will inevitably be taken advantage of by bigger men and they won’t be able to do anything about it because they’re too small.

He got molested in prison because he was victim weight.

by CrinkleyBallz September 28, 2023

freeballin weights

the weights used at the gym that are free hand weights, as opposed to the weight machines, which are guided weights. these weights require more strength, and have no guide - it's all muscle going into it.

Shit, I don't use the guided weight machines. i am all over the freeballin weights. Weight machines are for weak pussies.

by priscilla dune April 24, 2008

Dick Weight

When a girl is in a relationship with a guy for a while and they have a lot of sex. She doesn't feel the need to exercise or eat healthy. And she gains weight.

What's up with Shandra? She's been getting fat!

Well she's been dating joey for a while!
Ohhh it's that dick weight!

by Jnizzledizzleshizzle May 5, 2010