Zucchini Weenie 

An oversized penis.

"I fucked Matt last night and holy shit, he has quite the Zucchini Weenie!"

Zucchini Weenie by loldongs34 September 20, 2009

Weasel weenie 

Usually used to describe someone with an unusual, long, thin and VERY hairy penis. More often than not, it isn`t a compliment.

I heard from a reliable source that that dude is a weasel weenie....

Weasel weenie by Moniker Mage September 25, 2009

meanie weenie

patrick joseph (jamal) pozzi

Person A: Hey Pat, you're a mw.
Pat: Mw?
Person A: Meanie Weenie duh, wow get with it.
Pat: Oh right right right. Of course. I agree.

meanie weenie by superhero247 September 22, 2010

Eenie weenie teenie weenie shrivels little short dick man 

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Eenie weenie teenie weenie shrivels little short dick man by DefNotChase May 6, 2022

Office Weenie 

1) a "geek", 2) a person that really needs to get a life, 3) someone that regularly receives wedgies - and likes it, 4) does not enjoy spending time with persons of the opposite sex - but loves sheep

1) Given the choice of viewing a video of Pamela Anderson or a Bill Gates lecture, Office Weenies choose Bill every time
2) Office Weenies think Happy Hour is an Oprah rerun

Office Weenie by tsputnik2 March 30, 2010

Meanie beanie weenie 

Literally Amelie

Amelie is the definition of meanie beanie weenie.

Meanie beanie weenie by Anime Trap December 28, 2021

Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Wanker 

A person who would wank it if you turned your back on them for 5 seconds.

Oh god it's Richie, what a Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Wanker.

Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Wanker by Anonymous Cactus October 11, 2012