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Eating Watermelon

Chinese net-slang.
The act of consuming a dramatic story typically involving celebrities as it develops WITHOUT GETTING INVOLVED IN THE CONVERSATION, usually via social media posts. These stories are juicy, sweet, and lacking substance, much like a watermelon.

Synonym: buying soya sauce - to indicate one is not involved in the drama currently unfolding.
eg. The crowds of watermelon eaters eagerly wait for more details to be dug up as the story develops.

A: Did you see that post too lol, man I really wanna say something.
B: Don't engage if you don't wanna get trolled, just eat your watermelon and enjoy.

So many stories this year had us eating watermelon non-stop!
by SxHustles December 5, 2021
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Watermelon sugar

It could mean eating things that are not food.... like uh "peaches" or "eggplant".
It could also mean guessing who are lovers in a book.
Let's guess the watermelon sugar !
Want some watermelon sugar~?
by Ikana- May 27, 2021
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unripe watermelon

Looks really good on the outside, gets you excited, when you open them up there dry, green and bitter and filled with large seeds.

(someone who is annoying, never shuts the can, attention whore)
by insulthoover April 25, 2022
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Watermelon sugar

A term you say when we lose all fate in humanity.
WE ARE GONNA DIE KEEP IT TRENDING DON’T STOP AAAAAAAAAAA WATERMELON SUGAR
by weirdguyontheweb May 22, 2021
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Watermelon sugar

Watermelon sugar refers to the Colombian ritual of hoisting the youngest virgin in the village up onto a cross made of 3 years of dried human faeces as well as the skulls of newborns.
The Alphas of the village go off on a midnight raid of a nearby city with homemade napalm and mustard gas, they come back with a record breaking amount of virgins, bicycles and their favourite UNTAINTED SEXDOLLS; it is most definitely time for a ritual to the gods in order to keep the good luck for the next raid. “Brother it is time for Watermelon Sugar, or else no virgins.”
by Queezy.boi.666 June 23, 2021
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watermelon lmao

Citthe original collection of Thunberg and other relevant type material, show that the sweet watermelon (Citrullus ss in Shenzhen in China in 2017.4

The bitter South African melon first collected by Thunberg has become naturalized in semiarid regions of several continents, and is designated as a "pest plant" in parts of Western Australia where they are called pig melon.5
naeus and the holotype of the South African species.7 There is evidence from seeds in Pharaoh tombs of watermelon cultivation in Ancient Egypt. Watermelon is grown in tropical and subtropical areas worldwide for its large edible fruit, also known as a watermelon, which is a special kind of berry with a hard rind and no internal division, botanically called a pepo. The sweet, juicy flesh is usually deep red to pink, with many black seeds, although seedless varieties have been cultivated. The fruit can be eaten raw or pickled and the rind is edible after cooking.

they didn't let me have most of it :(
by Christopherblue October 16, 2019
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Watermelon wanker

A person who rubs his meat to watermelon's
Tedd, do you remember when johnny did that terrific thing that named him a watermelon wanker?
by Zenoxum July 3, 2021
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