frosty walrus

When a man with a mustache goes down on a man or a woman and come up with cum stuck in his mustache

Officer Williams had a frosty walrus after eating out his partner.

by lemmywinks February 15, 2006

Walrus

A treacherous species inhabiting southwest Florida's beaches. One of east Naples finest specimens. Can be seen roasting the glass cock before migrating to safer waters.

The Man...The Myth...The Walrus.

by fuckerIdid April 30, 2003

Awkward Walrus

the weird spot in your bed that you never sleep in.

dude, you totally took up Awkward Walrus space last night.

by cashoo November 29, 2009

Angry Walrus

A sexual act where a party will wait nearby a couple about to engage in sexual intercourse. Right before the two are about to have sex the third party runs in and beats him/her to the act, having sex with one or both members of the pair before making a clean escape.

"Angry Walrus "
Example 1:
Person 1- "I think Alex and Pete are going to have sex tonight."
Person 2- "I'm going to give Jan the Angry Walrus... She's never gunna know what hit her."
Person 1- "Pete's gunna be so pissed!"

Example 2:
Person 1- "Dude! Some asshole just ran in here and made love to my girlfriend before I even got the chance to!"
Person 2- "Where is the guy now?"
Person 1- "I don't know, he ran off before I could catch him."
Person 2- "BRO!! YOU JUST GOT ANGRY WALRUSED!!!!!!"

by Splinter226 March 2, 2009

Walrus handshake

When you touch the chest of a female who's breasts are not firm but saggy. It can be due to age but can also be an unfortunate genetic inheiritance.

I got Tara's bangers out, but it wasn't the best surprise. I got the walrus handshake.

by Brass Master D September 29, 2010

Walrosity

State or quality of being a walrus; walrus in this case defines a non-loser who has an anti-loser force field that makes losers subconsciously avoid them. :)

Whoa, he's got some major walrosity!!

cheraw cheraw,sc walrus anti-loser loser

by TheMiniWalrus December 7, 2011

Waris

an amalgamation of all the media he hath consumed. Like a perfectly archived file structure, he is a tool by which people find the media theyre looking for. Used as a verb.

ya I just Waris-ed that video

by Zoombadoombaroomba March 20, 2019