Walking SexGod

A phrase said to a person who is extremely ugly and claims that they can get laid often. Mostly said sarcasticly towards someone. First said on the Jeremy Kyle show by Jeremy Kyle himself.

Harry: How the hell do you get laid?

Jack: Yeah, how do you get laid, with that face?

Dave: I just do, the muppet women come to me to get laid.

Harry: Here that Jack? This Walking SexGod claims he gets laid with that face of his...

by Funnywords&Phrases November 5, 2010

a walking oxymoron

a person who's name contradicts itself.

Scott English is a walking oxymoron

by the shawrt yin May 2, 2011

Let your Fingers do the Walking

A chick finger fucking herself

After being turned down by her fag, a fag hag thinks to herself "let your fingers do the walking"!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

Walking Taco

A bag of doritos with everything that taco would have. But with nasty taco meat. Later one after eating one you will blow ass extremely bad. Can cause intense burning of the anus

Jim Hey did you see the shot the the cyclones player missed. Tonya no i didnt i was eating and walking taco and blew ass everywhere.

by ISU Taco February 9, 2010

walking taco

a walking taco is a when any/all the taco fixings you want are added to a bag of Fritos and you can "walk" away with it. (as seen on David Letterman 6/4-5/07)

I had never heard of a walking taco until watching Letterman last night. Does this mean I need to get more? Probably not.

by SammieKins June 27, 2007

walking the dog

the act of smoking marijuana.

I'm going to be out walking the dog for a second.

by mynameisnotcraig April 16, 2011

walking video

Similar to the face video, except the singer is in motion instead of static. Examples include Ladyhawke's "Paris is Burning" and Mia Doi Todd's "My Room is White".

1: Dude, your walking video does not make you look harcore. Sorry, fail.

by noreallyitsnot August 3, 2009