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Shelf Wobbler

Used as an insult to highlight one's lack of height and the crappiness of one's job. They would be a shelf stacker but they cannot reach and just knock things of instead. Hence the name "Shelf Wobbler".
That Richard Evans is a right shelf wobbler! I don't know how he's got a mechanics apprentiship for less than £1 an hour. Ha Ha Ha!
by Matthew Wood July 4, 2004
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Wobbler

Also known as a cock wobbler danza or Daniels. A wobbler is known for kicking the Chevy sideways, ingesting any type of alcohol, and a passion for any type of T Bars thongs. IS THAT RIGHT?!? a wobbler occasionally sustains injuries to the shaft of his penis due to a thong rub from panties being slide to the side and NOT removed. A wobbler is known to have multiple J.O. jerkoff sessions without having a time frame on when his gf is arriving home. He can also sustain injuries while playing sports such as slopitch hockey or euchre. A wobbler may be employed as a plow operator, but drives it like Earnhardt in a chevy.
Ricky Martin: What injuries has the wobbler sustained?
Mongoogle: He was hit with a comebacker at slo pitch, his index finger is blistered from euchre, and his shaft and helmet have a T Bar burn.
by Woodler October 30, 2019
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flobble wobble

by egg October 16, 2003
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wobbledonkspazztits

A rare condition where by a woman's boobs are in the form of jelly!
"Gladice has wobbledonkspazztits"

"my oh my Gladice, your misshapen boobs wobble so gracefully, I'd just love to grab my spoon & take a scoop of that jelly! mmmmmmm!"
by Ermintrude Donk December 26, 2007
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Wibble

something that moves with a wibbling motion
by Eddy Watkins October 4, 2005
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Webbles

Do you have webbles?
by domestic duck 52 September 8, 2016
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Wibbler

A wibbler is a person who acts mad hard when they aren't at all, they are usually not ever popular but have a small group of friends who looks up to them or at least that is what they think.
Ciaran: Heard you have a black belt
Dominick: No I do not
Ciaran: IN WHAT?!

As seen clearly above, the boy presented known as ciaran is clearly portraying a strong and defensive attitude because he is a wibbler and trying to keep up with his so called reputation
by Igh February 6, 2017
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