Brazilian wax

When your national soccer team is being clipped and shaven by its opponent in an embarrassing way.

In the semi-final of the WC soccer the Seleção got a Brazilian wax by Die Mannschaft.

by 27ants July 9, 2014

Jamaican Turtle Wax

While smoking marijuan and listening to Bob Marley, while having anal sex, you ejaculate all over the bitches back and rub it in ever so gently. If you do this right it should leave a nice glossy polish.

My mom walked in while i was giving Brooke a Jamaican Turtle Wax.

by Chris B and Mason B September 4, 2008

ball of wax

An unspecified set of items or circumstances.

The whole ball of wax.

by Gustavo Caetano January 3, 2006

ceiling wax

Look up the movie scene in 'About Mary'; "is that hair gel?". Why does he keep looking at the ceiling?

Ever since I heard this in a Rolling Stones song, I thought it was some kind of derogatory term for sex or masturbation, or, the 'end result' if you will. How it gets on the ceiling, well, I'll let the imagination figure that out. Shortly after my 40th birthday I looked it up and found out it's SEALING wax not ceiling wax lol/duh. Sick mind, I know but that's ok.

"And your father's still perfecting ways of making sealing wax.…"

"It had been a while since we did it, and she was wearing that little teddy I got her. Talk about ceiling wax! It was all over the place! Ya, but were going shopping for new drapery later"

"is that... hair gel?" (No! It's ceiling wax MARY! DON'T DO IT!)

by Stank Mastah April 4, 2018

Keep it on Wax

Directly related to the saying "Write it down on stone" or "Written in Stone".

It refers to something that will most likely change. Something written in stone is permanent, whereas, wax can be melted down and appear as being brand new.

Travis: Wow, we're going to be best friends forever.

Zachary: Keep it on Wax, brother.

by zachary_MIDWEST November 23, 2009

up-sack-crack-wax

The removal of hair from the ass crack forward to and including the ball sack using hot wax.

Nick liked his wife's Brazilian bikini wax so much that he decided to get himself an up-sack-crack-wax of his very own.

by Dave-o-rama September 29, 2006

ear wax

a horrible yellow sticky substance that comes out your ears.heeee whats all that about

it does'nt smell but if you pick your ear and put it by your cat he goes mad for it (TRAP)

by ruby wax August 4, 2003